Strip 'Em and Dip 'Em

Traveling by air?
Delayed by security?
Let’s make it quick
Here is the trick
Let’s embrace nudity
Dismiss TSA as a novelty
Introduce this new policy
Worked quite well on sheep of old
Quick and easy and kept them clean, though you may think it bold
The new policy will be known only as S&D
Strip-em and dip-em, not only quick but keeps them pest free
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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December 18, 2013 at 9:06 PM
Hi Donald, lol.... I don't know why the title attracted me... Glad it did... :-)...LINDA
Wright Avatar
July 30, 2012 at 7:31 PM
LOL!!! Funny and relevant. I enjoyed reading this!
Johnson Avatar
July 4, 2012 at 11:50 PM
Not as far out as one might think. Nor much more invasive. Great poem. Thank you for reading my poetry and commenting. Love, Joyce
Palmer Avatar
June 27, 2012 at 11:01 AM
hahaha love it,strip-em,dip-em,careful you might start riots at the airport,lol lol,great write Donald,if you like funny poems you can check my Baby Talk or Chicken Story
Bennett Avatar
June 27, 2012 at 11:32 AM
checked out chicken story. great lines. Thanks for your comment.
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