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Strip 'Em and Dip 'Em

Traveling by air? Delayed by security? Let’s make it quick Here is the trick Let’s embrace nudity Dismiss TSA as a novelty Introduce this new policy Worked quite well on sheep of old Quick and easy and kept them clean, though you may think it bold The new policy will be known only as S&D Strip-em and dip-em, not only quick but keeps them pest free

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/18/2013 9:06:00 PM

Hi Donald, lol.... I don't know why the title attracted me... Glad it did... :-)...LINDA

Doreen Wright

Date: 7/30/2012 7:31:00 PM

LOL!!! Funny and relevant. I enjoyed reading this!

Joyce Johnson

Date: 7/4/2012 11:50:00 PM

Not as far out as one might think. Nor much more invasive. Great poem. Thank you for reading my poetry and commenting. Love, Joyce

Richard Palmer

Date: 6/27/2012 11:01:00 AM

hahaha love it,strip-em,dip-em,careful you might start riots at the airport,lol lol,great write Donald,if you like funny poems you can check my Baby Talk or Chicken Story

Donald J Bennett
Date: 6/27/2012 11:32:00 AM

checked out chicken story. great lines. Thanks for your comment.