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Stretching My Legs

Stopped for a rest on my drive back home Got out to stretch my legs When I got back in I noticed a change It surprised this hard boiled egg The gas pedal was closer than it was before A fact it made me holler “What's going on? I'm really quite spooked!” “I must be one foot taller!” Now I know it's just an old expression You don't literally stretch your legs But for someone learning the english language These nuances are hard to peg “Cause if the stretching were really true I'd soon be over eight feet tall I'd have to build a room with extra high ceilings So I don't bump my head and fall! © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 8/13/2015 12:48:00 AM
Haha made me laugh inside!! Such a brilliant poem here and the stretching parts (your imagination of growing tall is bizarre yet cool).
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Date: 8/15/2015 4:50:00 AM
You're welcome, Jack, the poet with enthusiastic sense of humor. XD XD you cheer me up even during those down days.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/13/2015 7:55:00 AM
WOW Such nice words of praise... thank you my friend! Happy to hear it made you chuckle! And thanks for the birthday wish my friend!!!
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J.W. Earnings
Date: 8/13/2015 12:48:00 AM
Congrats for turning 80 by the way!
Date: 8/11/2015 5:11:00 PM
lmao Jack you always write such humorous poems Congrats on reaching the grand age of 80 I hope you have the most wonderful day and many years to follow. big birthday hugs 7 fav
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/11/2015 9:11:00 PM
Dear dear Shadow! Thank you my sweet friend for your good wishes! The Poetry Soup gang is amazing! Love and hugs, Jack xxx
Date: 8/11/2015 3:58:00 PM
You sure Cathie wasn't driving before you? Could splain things
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/11/2015 4:09:00 PM
AHA!!! That may spain things!!! LOL You are a pretty smart guy!
Date: 8/11/2015 3:50:00 PM
Happy Birthday Jack! May your day be filled joy. Because joy is what you give to us here at the soup:-)Alexis
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/11/2015 4:08:00 PM
Awwwwwww! What a sweet thing to say, my dear Alexis! Thank you for being a friend!!! Love, Jack xxx
Date: 8/11/2015 1:31:00 PM
Happy Birthday, Jack! Have a fantabulous day! And keep on stretching - it's good for you! Love, Kim
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/11/2015 3:14:00 PM
Thank you dear Kim... much appreciated! Got some GREAT friends here on ye old Soup! Love, Jack xxx
Date: 8/11/2015 11:57:00 AM
Today is the first day of the rest of your life... If taller you want... then why not... LOL... That was from Grandpa Troll... He said Try it and you'll like it. It has always seemed to give him great power... When he walks in the room even kings will bow... way lower... Happy Birthday You Wild and Crazy Guy!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/11/2015 3:16:00 PM
Youse guys are the best! Love, love, love! xxxxx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/11/2015 12:21:00 PM
This wild and crazy guy is absolutely overwhelmed by all you sweet people! I love you a bunch, Miss Eastman xxxx
Date: 8/11/2015 11:49:00 AM
happy birthday dear brother jack have posted my poem for you have a wonderful day! hugs jan xxx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/11/2015 12:20:00 PM
Youse guys keep me going... life would be pretty dull without my Soupie friends! First thing every morning, even before I go pee pee! I can always count on you dear sister! Love and big hugs, Jacko xxx
Date: 8/11/2015 10:58:00 AM
Happy Birthday Santa! hugsamuchas! The Wulfman penned a birthday tribute for you. Lots of love, Kimmy :-)))
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/11/2015 12:01:00 PM
Aw gee whiz... you are a sweet one, my dear Kimmie! Lotsa and lotsa love, 80-year-old Santa Jack xxxxxxxxx

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