Strapping My Victim To An Acme Rocket
Deep inside of me
Lurks a fat and lazy presence
Like Darth Vader without his helmet
Cornerstone in my inner residence
We have always walked together
I'm only recently becoming aware
Of this life-draining saboteur
Whose influence has always been there
They're all out to get us, David
And nobody really cares
The devil, and the government
And none of this is fair
By the way, where are we going?
I'm hot, and I need a drink
I sure hope we get there soon
Because I need something to eat
I love you so much, David
I depend on you so much
The world is such a scary place
And everyone is attacking us
What does ACME mean?
Hey!!, why are you tying me up?
This is what the terrorists do
So you had better stop
(me)
The terrorists huh? blah, blah, blah
Remember seeing, What About Bob?
I'm going to launch your sorry ass
You stupid disgusting slob
Then I light the fuse
I look into his pathetic eyes
Hasta la vista, you piece of filth
And shoot his worthless ass into the sky
His face in utter terror
Feeling the awesome lift
I yell, It's just like you thought, huh?
You fat disgusting shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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