Arlene Smith Poet Verse

Stop Eyeing My Candy

Clothes all clean
but the washing machine
ate up all my panties.

Raced to the store 
to buy some more,
But bought instead some brandy.

Stopped at a shop
for a lollipop;
a treat I find so dandy.

My skirt fell down
In the middle of town.
Now everyone's eyeing my candy!

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Justin Bordner August 8, 2014 at 1:09 PM Do you wanna go out for cake? A most naughty and smart poem Arlene! J.A.B.

Jslambert Mister Roboto August 1, 2014 at 8:51 AM oh shoot, half of my comment got delete. My tongue must have dropped with my jaw to the keyboard! & thank goodness my wife's not the one reading poetry w/ me this morning b/c she'd be late for work, if ya' know what I mean. Ha! 7 Rate all day BAY BAY!~and to my short list of faves Arlene Smith August 1, 2014 at 10:06 AM Cool beans!.. Mission accomplished! Lol.. Have a great day, my friend!! Hugs. Arlene

Jslambert Mister Roboto August 1, 2014 at 8:47 AM oH MY GOSH! ~~Talk about morning WOOD! I am absolutely speechless. Thank goodness k Arlene Smith August 1, 2014 at 10:05 AM Lol!!... :-)

Ken Jordan July 29, 2014 at 9:40 AM What a barrel of laughs!....but, so embarrassing. Hope this didn't happen to you? Nice and Qute Ken Arlene Smith July 29, 2014 at 2:28 PM Happy to lend you a laugh, dear Ken.. Thanks for the visit and comments... No,, but it is about like me to have such a thing happen. Lol.. Hugs.. Arlene

Tim Ryerson July 27, 2014 at 11:07 AM Hmmm - I wish I'd been there...Ouch! Why resort to violence Arlene? (I bruise easily) Hilarious! - Tim Arlene Smith July 27, 2014 at 2:45 PM Ha! Ha! Thanks, Tim, my dear friend.. Hugs.. Arlene

Carolyn Devonshire July 27, 2014 at 6:02 AM Oooh, how embarrassing! What a cute poem, Arlene. Thanks for the laugh. Love, Carolyn Arlene Smith July 27, 2014 at 6:30 AM Happy to supply a smile or two, Carolyn.. Thanks for the visit, hun... Hugs.. Arlene

Arthur Vaso July 26, 2014 at 11:06 PM First let me apologize, but its hard not to peek at beauty, now I almost spit up me drink, when I read this! Some might say a nice play on words, me, I say hey nice play!!!! Arlene Smith July 27, 2014 at 6:28 AM Lol!...thanks so much, dear Earl.. Think I got as big a chuckle out of your comments as you did my poem!.. Happy you enjoyed it, my friend.. Hugs.. Arlene

Steve Harris July 26, 2014 at 6:08 PM Now, does stop really mean stop!? Delightful rhyme! Tequila seems to also make for an ill fitting kilt. Arlene Smith July 26, 2014 at 7:52 PM Lol! Thanks for the visit, dear Steve.. Hugs.. Arlene

Gry Christensen July 26, 2014 at 2:53 PM LOL This so funny and and so well written! :) Reminds me of an episode I had at a customs security with a belt I needed to remove and a too large skirt............. Arlene Smith July 26, 2014 at 3:05 PM Lol! Thanks, hun... Ooops bet that was a site!.. :-).. Hugs.. Arlene

Debbie Guzzi July 26, 2014 at 8:52 AM awww I think everyone has a time in life where damned if they don't keep loosing those pants!! LOL Light & Love Arlene Smith July 26, 2014 at 8:59 AM Lol!... Thank you for the reading of my silliness, Sweet Debbie!.. Hugs.. Arlene

Robert Nehls July 26, 2014 at 7:31 AM Now this is very cute and witty. I not sure I want to know how you came up with this but it sure did make me laugh. Good one Arlene...... Robert. Arlene Smith July 26, 2014 at 7:48 AM Ha!.... I'll leave you guessing, dear friend. Lol.. So happy to make you laugh... Hugs.. Arlene

Sara Kendrick July 26, 2014 at 5:28 AM Cute play on words and thoughts..Got a chuckle..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara Arlene Smith July 26, 2014 at 6:42 AM Happy to make you chuckle, sweet Sara, my friend.. Hugs.. Arlene

Dr. Upma A. Sharma July 26, 2014 at 4:37 AM Wow Arlene,, u r witty n humorous ,, brilliant write my friend,, liked much! Arlene Smith July 26, 2014 at 6:41 AM Thanks, dear Upma! Trying to do my part to bring a smile to the world!.. Hugs.. Arlene

Robert Lindley July 25, 2014 at 10:12 PM Man , did this brig a smile to my face!!! Absolutely brilliant and so well written. You rock.. Arlene Smith July 25, 2014 at 10:22 PM Thank you so much, Robert my friend.. Can't help but to try a funny now and then!.. Hugs.. Arlene

Andrea Dietrich July 25, 2014 at 9:39 PM hahaha, I LOVE this one, Arlene. Gosh, you sure thought up a cute one here. Arlene Smith July 25, 2014 at 10:20 PM Thanks! Dear Andrea... Happy you enjoyed it, hun.. Hugs.. Arlene

Earl Schumacker July 25, 2014 at 4:41 PM Hi Arlene, Very cute. Very funny. I could see you winning one of those "Bawdy" poetry contests they have here from time to time with this as an entry. Very sweet! Keep up the great work. Take care. Earl Arlene Smith July 25, 2014 at 4:57 PM Thank you so much dear Earl.. Hugs to you my friend.. Arlene

Connie Marcum Wong July 25, 2014 at 4:22 PM This is simply adorable Arlene! A welcome big smile for my day to carry with me. Thank you for this sweet treat! A #7 Arlene Smith July 25, 2014 at 4:56 PM Thank you so much, dear Connie!... Happy to make a friend smile.. :-).. Hugs.. Arlene

Jan Allison July 25, 2014 at 4:05 PM OMG Arlene simply hilarious! Hugs Jan xxx Arlene Smith July 25, 2014 at 4:53 PM Thank you my funny friend.. :-).. Hugs... Arlene

Tim Smith July 25, 2014 at 3:22 PM Oh my !!! ... A sight to behold...lol Arlene Smith July 25, 2014 at 3:26 PM Lol!... :-)