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Stop Eyeing My Candy

Clothes all clean
but the washing machine
ate up all my panties.

Raced to the store 
to buy some more,
But bought instead some brandy.

Stopped at a shop
for a lollipop;
a treat I find so dandy.

My skirt fell down
In the middle of town.
Now everyone's eyeing my candy!

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Justin Bordner

Date: 8/8/2014 1:09:00 PM

Do you wanna go out for cake? A most naughty and smart poem Arlene! J.A.B.

Jslambert Mister Roboto

Date: 8/1/2014 8:51:00 AM

oh shoot, half of my comment got delete. My tongue must have dropped with my jaw to the keyboard! & thank goodness my wife's not the one reading poetry w/ me this morning b/c she'd be late for work, if ya' know what I mean. Ha! 7 Rate all day BAY BAY!~and to my short list of faves

Arlene Smith
Date: 8/1/2014 10:06:00 AM

Cool beans!.. Mission accomplished! Lol.. Have a great day, my friend!! Hugs. Arlene

Jslambert Mister Roboto

Date: 8/1/2014 8:47:00 AM

oH MY GOSH! ~~Talk about morning WOOD! I am absolutely speechless. Thank goodness k

Arlene Smith
Date: 8/1/2014 10:05:00 AM

Lol!!... :-)

Ken Jordan

Date: 7/29/2014 9:40:00 AM

What a barrel of laughs!....but, so embarrassing. Hope this didn't happen to you? Nice and Qute Ken

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/29/2014 2:28:00 PM

Happy to lend you a laugh, dear Ken.. Thanks for the visit and comments... No,, but it is about like me to have such a thing happen. Lol.. Hugs.. Arlene

Tim Ryerson

Date: 7/27/2014 11:07:00 AM

Hmmm - I wish I'd been there...Ouch! Why resort to violence Arlene? (I bruise easily) Hilarious! - Tim

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/27/2014 2:45:00 PM

Ha! Ha! Thanks, Tim, my dear friend.. Hugs.. Arlene

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 7/27/2014 6:02:00 AM

Oooh, how embarrassing! What a cute poem, Arlene. Thanks for the laugh. Love, Carolyn

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/27/2014 6:30:00 AM

Happy to supply a smile or two, Carolyn.. Thanks for the visit, hun... Hugs.. Arlene

Arthur Vaso

Date: 7/26/2014 11:06:00 PM

First let me apologize, but its hard not to peek at beauty, now I almost spit up me drink, when I read this! Some might say a nice play on words, me, I say hey nice play!!!!

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/27/2014 6:28:00 AM

Lol!...thanks so much, dear Earl.. Think I got as big a chuckle out of your comments as you did my poem!.. Happy you enjoyed it, my friend.. Hugs.. Arlene

Steve Harris

Date: 7/26/2014 6:08:00 PM

Now, does stop really mean stop!? Delightful rhyme! Tequila seems to also make for an ill fitting kilt.

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/26/2014 7:52:00 PM

Lol! Thanks for the visit, dear Steve.. Hugs.. Arlene

Gry Christensen

Date: 7/26/2014 2:53:00 PM

LOL This so funny and and so well written! :) Reminds me of an episode I had at a customs security with a belt I needed to remove and a too large skirt.............

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/26/2014 3:05:00 PM

Lol! Thanks, hun... Ooops bet that was a site!.. :-).. Hugs.. Arlene

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 7/26/2014 8:52:00 AM

awww I think everyone has a time in life where damned if they don't keep loosing those pants!! LOL Light & Love

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/26/2014 8:59:00 AM

Lol!... Thank you for the reading of my silliness, Sweet Debbie!.. Hugs.. Arlene

Robert Nehls

Date: 7/26/2014 7:31:00 AM

Now this is very cute and witty. I not sure I want to know how you came up with this but it sure did make me laugh. Good one Arlene...... Robert.

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/26/2014 7:48:00 AM

Ha!.... I'll leave you guessing, dear friend. Lol.. So happy to make you laugh... Hugs.. Arlene

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/26/2014 5:28:00 AM

Cute play on words and thoughts..Got a chuckle..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/26/2014 6:42:00 AM

Happy to make you chuckle, sweet Sara, my friend.. Hugs.. Arlene

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 7/26/2014 4:37:00 AM

Wow Arlene,, u r witty n humorous ,, brilliant write my friend,, liked much!

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/26/2014 6:41:00 AM

Thanks, dear Upma! Trying to do my part to bring a smile to the world!.. Hugs.. Arlene

Robert Lindley

Date: 7/25/2014 10:12:00 PM

Man , did this brig a smile to my face!!! Absolutely brilliant and so well written. You rock..

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/25/2014 10:22:00 PM

Thank you so much, Robert my friend.. Can't help but to try a funny now and then!.. Hugs.. Arlene

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/25/2014 9:39:00 PM

hahaha, I LOVE this one, Arlene. Gosh, you sure thought up a cute one here.

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/25/2014 10:20:00 PM

Thanks! Dear Andrea... Happy you enjoyed it, hun.. Hugs.. Arlene

Earl Schumacker

Date: 7/25/2014 4:41:00 PM

Hi Arlene, Very cute. Very funny. I could see you winning one of those "Bawdy" poetry contests they have here from time to time with this as an entry. Very sweet! Keep up the great work. Take care. Earl

Arlene Smith
Date: 7/25/2014 4:57:00 PM

Thank you so much dear Earl.. Hugs to you my friend.. Arlene