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Stop Eyeing My Candy

Clothes all clean but the washing machine ate up all my panties. Raced to the store to buy some more, But bought instead some brandy. Stopped at a shop for a lollipop; a treat I find so dandy. My skirt fell down In the middle of town. Now everyone's eyeing my candy!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 8/8/2014 1:09:00 PM
Do you wanna go out for cake? A most naughty and smart poem Arlene! J.A.B.
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Date: 8/1/2014 8:51:00 AM
oh shoot, half of my comment got delete. My tongue must have dropped with my jaw to the keyboard! & thank goodness my wife's not the one reading poetry w/ me this morning b/c she'd be late for work, if ya' know what I mean. Ha! 7 Rate all day BAY BAY!~and to my short list of faves
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Arlene Smith
Date: 8/1/2014 10:06:00 AM
Cool beans!.. Mission accomplished! Lol.. Have a great day, my friend!! Hugs. Arlene
Date: 8/1/2014 8:47:00 AM
oH MY GOSH! ~~Talk about morning WOOD! I am absolutely speechless. Thank goodness k
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Date: 8/1/2014 10:05:00 AM
Lol!!... :-)
Date: 7/29/2014 9:40:00 AM
What a barrel of laughs!....but, so embarrassing. Hope this didn't happen to you? Nice and Qute Ken
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Date: 7/29/2014 2:28:00 PM
Happy to lend you a laugh, dear Ken.. Thanks for the visit and comments... No,, but it is about like me to have such a thing happen. Lol.. Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/27/2014 11:07:00 AM
Hmmm - I wish I'd been there...Ouch! Why resort to violence Arlene? (I bruise easily) Hilarious! - Tim
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Date: 7/27/2014 2:45:00 PM
Ha! Ha! Thanks, Tim, my dear friend.. Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/27/2014 6:02:00 AM
Oooh, how embarrassing! What a cute poem, Arlene. Thanks for the laugh. Love, Carolyn
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Arlene Smith
Date: 7/27/2014 6:30:00 AM
Happy to supply a smile or two, Carolyn.. Thanks for the visit, hun... Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/26/2014 11:06:00 PM
First let me apologize, but its hard not to peek at beauty, now I almost spit up me drink, when I read this! Some might say a nice play on words, me, I say hey nice play!!!!
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Date: 7/27/2014 6:28:00 AM
Lol!...thanks so much, dear Earl.. Think I got as big a chuckle out of your comments as you did my poem!.. Happy you enjoyed it, my friend.. Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/26/2014 6:08:00 PM
Now, does stop really mean stop!? Delightful rhyme! Tequila seems to also make for an ill fitting kilt.
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Date: 7/26/2014 7:52:00 PM
Lol! Thanks for the visit, dear Steve.. Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/26/2014 2:53:00 PM
LOL This so funny and and so well written! :) Reminds me of an episode I had at a customs security with a belt I needed to remove and a too large skirt.............
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Date: 7/26/2014 3:05:00 PM
Lol! Thanks, hun... Ooops bet that was a site!.. :-).. Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/26/2014 8:52:00 AM
awww I think everyone has a time in life where damned if they don't keep loosing those pants!! LOL Light & Love
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Arlene Smith
Date: 7/26/2014 8:59:00 AM
Lol!... Thank you for the reading of my silliness, Sweet Debbie!.. Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/26/2014 7:31:00 AM
Now this is very cute and witty. I not sure I want to know how you came up with this but it sure did make me laugh. Good one Arlene...... Robert.
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Date: 7/26/2014 7:48:00 AM
Ha!.... I'll leave you guessing, dear friend. Lol.. So happy to make you laugh... Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/26/2014 5:28:00 AM
Cute play on words and thoughts..Got a chuckle..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara
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Date: 7/26/2014 6:42:00 AM
Happy to make you chuckle, sweet Sara, my friend.. Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/26/2014 4:37:00 AM
Wow Arlene,, u r witty n humorous ,, brilliant write my friend,, liked much!
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Date: 7/26/2014 6:41:00 AM
Thanks, dear Upma! Trying to do my part to bring a smile to the world!.. Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/25/2014 10:12:00 PM
Man , did this brig a smile to my face!!! Absolutely brilliant and so well written. You rock..
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Date: 7/25/2014 10:22:00 PM
Thank you so much, Robert my friend.. Can't help but to try a funny now and then!.. Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/25/2014 9:39:00 PM
hahaha, I LOVE this one, Arlene. Gosh, you sure thought up a cute one here.
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Date: 7/25/2014 10:20:00 PM
Thanks! Dear Andrea... Happy you enjoyed it, hun.. Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/25/2014 4:41:00 PM
Hi Arlene, Very cute. Very funny. I could see you winning one of those "Bawdy" poetry contests they have here from time to time with this as an entry. Very sweet! Keep up the great work. Take care. Earl
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Date: 7/25/2014 4:57:00 PM
Thank you so much dear Earl.. Hugs to you my friend.. Arlene
Date: 7/25/2014 4:22:00 PM
This is simply adorable Arlene! A welcome big smile for my day to carry with me. Thank you for this sweet treat! A #7
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Date: 7/25/2014 4:56:00 PM
Thank you so much, dear Connie!... Happy to make a friend smile.. :-).. Hugs.. Arlene
Date: 7/25/2014 4:05:00 PM
OMG Arlene simply hilarious! Hugs Jan xxx
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Date: 7/25/2014 4:53:00 PM
Thank you my funny friend.. :-).. Hugs... Arlene
Date: 7/25/2014 3:22:00 PM
Oh my !!! ... A sight to behold...lol
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Date: 7/25/2014 3:26:00 PM
Lol!... :-)