Stop, Drop and Roll

When your mother-in-law comes to visit Well, here's a pretty neat trick Be careful if your stomach is weak Cause it just might make you sick When all else fails and you want to escape Here's how you get rid of that troll Everytime she enters the room Just stop, drop and roll Then smack your head and scream a lot Like you're trying to put out the flames She'll think you're crazy and run for the door And she might even call you names Be sure there's a bucket of water That you've hidden somewhere closeby And if she turns to come back in Pour it on your head and cry Your wife might sit and shake her head But don't you lose control Try to remember it's life or death So stop, drop and roll