Stitched

A lady named Patricia McDuckett
Had a body shaped like a bucket.
She tried many creams
To cover her seams
But finally nipped and tucked it.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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June 23, 2015 at 2:10 AM
I so totally enjoyed this limerick of yours Paul. Take care and wishing you the best.
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June 23, 2015 at 12:59 PM
Thank you, Theresa. It's heartening to know my limericks generate a few smiles. I hope all is well with you and your cherished ones. Hugs and love.
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June 22, 2015 at 9:14 PM
I like this, Paul! Great limerick! Love, Kim
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June 22, 2015 at 9:41 PM
I value and appreciate your comment, Kim. I understand men are now taking an interest in "body shaping." Interesting that so many people don't want to be what they were "engineered" to be. . . . Love and hugs to you and your cherished ones.
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