Still Keeping It Real

KEEPING IT REAL, part 1 (Still Keeping it Real is below) Rent one to own Feel like a conquering hero The most life-like robotic woman The "Caesar-Says-5-point-zero" With all the right curves To make your mouth water Graduate from the virtual Don't live in a monitor You are so smart, David And also you're so handsome I can dance like Britney Spears Or quote books by the volume Do you want to make love? Or perhaps just get nasty? I won't ask any questions If you want to get a little crazy But my eyes glaze over This wasn't such a deal I return it to the factory Because I need to keep it real So I get into perfect shape Cock my head with a robotic trace Then infiltrate 'real women' With a non-synthetic face STILL KEEPING IT REAL, part 2 I purchase a romance novel Committing lines to memory And struggle to keep a straight face From the absolute hilarity But practice makes perfect And I use my silver tongue I love you so much baby And I want us to make love Then I think of my muse Who I truly love so dear I con my way into their pants Words sounding so sincere But it doesn't take long Before the mirror I despise I reveal myself to one victim As I say the word "Surprise!" I observe the disintegration Between women and men Streets full of cyber couples They can turn off on a whim I gaze up toward the stars Have they experienced this atrophy? Perhaps the saying, "Know Thyself" Is the only way to complete me