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Still Got the Smarts

Here I sit in my big easy chair
Getting older by the minute, losing my hair
Still got the smarts
But those big old farts
Are making it hard to concentrate I declare


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Judy Konos

October 8, 2015 at 6:34 AM

Jack you better get over to Michael Tor's Poem 'Old Jack The Halloween Scrooge'-As fast as your BROOM can sweep you.....

Jack Ellison

October 8, 2015 at 6:43 AM

Read Michael's poem... my lights will be on!!! LOL Love Jackson xxx

Tim Smith

October 6, 2015 at 3:43 PM

I thought the old chair was creaking...stories of days of old it was speaking....moonlit nights...Jacko's delights...but pee ewe it was you doing the squeaking......good afternoon Number One Jays fan...woohoo!!!!

Jack Ellison

October 7, 2015 at 8:40 AM

WORLD SERIES CHAMPS!!! Go Jays Go!!!!

Michael Tor

October 6, 2015 at 2:46 PM

That easy chair has tasted fowl fragrances, She love to write a limerick about your gases and experiences. The funny and exciting stories she could tell! But she's knocked out with your fragrant farty smells! How do you like them apples Mr Limerick Sir Jack. The Master.

Jack Ellison

October 7, 2015 at 8:39 AM

Them apples were great tasting!!! YEEHAW!

Carol Eastman

October 6, 2015 at 11:26 AM

Get up outta that chair... comb your hair... and chase Lady Cathie around right back to her lair... Then even if you fart, you won't really care... because by the time you get there life will be fair...

Jack Ellison

October 7, 2015 at 8:37 AM

At my age, chasing's not an option!!! LOL xxx

Judy Konos

October 6, 2015 at 8:19 AM

Speak to me oh toothless wonder! You speak well for a hair lip man!

Jack Ellison

October 6, 2015 at 8:23 AM

LOL! My guffaw for the day!!! Hugs from the toothless wonder!!! xoxox

Kp Nunez

October 6, 2015 at 7:28 AM

Oh farting is such a sweet sorrow// “I’m sorry but that’s not my barrow”// Your seatmate’s nose in the air// You act dumb and even glare// But just then Jack gives another blow// With apologies to Shakespeare. PS. That's from my list of poems! Good morning Santa! hugs!

Jack Ellison

October 6, 2015 at 8:25 AM

"Oh farting is such a sweet sorrow"... love it sweet Kimmie!!! Great big hugs, Jacko xoxox