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Still Fits Into Her Prom Dress

My wife gave birth 3 times, still fits into her prom dress Don't fit into my trousers from last March, kinda depressed What's her damn secret Only eats peanuts? And once in a while a couple of grapes of the meagerest

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Date: 1/17/2018 2:55:00 PM
I need her secret please :) Like now!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/17/2018 2:59:00 PM
LOL Actually I'm dropping quite rapidly right now! My secret... NO SNACKING between meals! It's working!!! xoxox
Date: 1/16/2018 9:37:00 AM
hahaha..... Guess some people lose weight easier than some gain it..
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/16/2018 10:16:00 AM
This guy is certainly one of those peeps... down 55 lbs since last May!!! YEE HAW!
Date: 1/16/2018 8:01:00 AM
Try eating like that...You'll slip through everything...All the best Jack
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/16/2018 8:04:00 AM
Het Arturo... thanks for dropping by! CHEERS!!!

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