Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Still Fits Into Her Prom Dress

My wife gave birth 3 times, still fits into her prom dress
Don't fit into my trousers from last March, kinda depressed
What's her damn secret
Only eats peanuts?
And once in a while a couple of grapes of the meagerest

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Judith S January 17, 2018 at 2:55 PM I need her secret please :) Like now!!! Jack Ellison January 17, 2018 at 2:59 PM LOL Actually I'm dropping quite rapidly right now! My secret... NO SNACKING between meals! It's working!!! xoxox

Silent One January 16, 2018 at 9:37 AM hahaha..... Guess some people lose weight easier than some gain it.. Jack Ellison January 16, 2018 at 10:16 AM This guy is certainly one of those peeps... down 55 lbs since last May!!! YEE HAW!

Arturo Michael January 16, 2018 at 8:01 AM Try eating like that...You'll slip through everything...All the best Jack Jack Ellison January 16, 2018 at 8:04 AM Het Arturo... thanks for dropping by! CHEERS!!!