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Stepping in It

When growing up, I had a dog And when he had to go, He did his business in the street; A leash tug let him know. We didn’t have a pooper-scoop, But we’d prevent a squat On sidewalks where pedestrians Might cross that very spot. Yet nowadays, the owners let Their dogs go where they please And even if they clean it up, It doesn’t quite appease. Just yesterday, I took a step And - take a random guess - My sneaker sole with lots of tread Became a stinking mess. It took a while to get it clean And here I will admit That, in my mind, that owner is A selfish piece of ……spit!

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Date: 10/10/2024 5:58:00 PM
It would be funny but it's not. Cleaning that stuff is almost impossible. Not the dog's fault. Owners can be irresponsible.
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Date: 10/9/2024 6:12:00 PM
In the last 30 years I've had two dachshunds and both were trained to do their business outside the house. But on occasion they couldn't wait and drop their loads when nature called, in the open (kitchen floor, bathroom, on my bed) or behind furniture. At night if I had to dash to the toilet I sometimes stepped in a pile of dog caca, calling the dog expletives he didn't understand but the sound of my voice was enough to get him to crawl to me for forgiveness. / Maurice
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Date: 10/9/2024 10:35:00 AM
Indeed he/she is certainly just that, Ilene...and I admire your restraint in describing him/her.
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Date: 10/8/2024 1:12:00 PM
Fabulous rhyme as ever Ilene and I particularly love that clever final line. my pet hate is dog schitt and i have quite a few poems in the toilet humour section of the next book, but seriously it is far from a funny subject, its disgusting, we have the same issue here Ilene, even worse when they poop on the damp leaves and you cant even see it and detect that vile stench on your shoe s- ugh ugh ugh! hugs Jan xx
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Date: 10/8/2024 1:11:00 PM
Perfect ending to this one Ilene. Your poetry is always so much fun to read. Happy I popped in and found this one. But now I gotta go...(I mean off of the site) : )
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