Steel Ruler

Steel Ruler My steel ruler, Mr I Will Toy With Your Affections, passed away last Wednesday. The doctor said it was a severe, sudden disease that was going around that got her. At her funeral in the backyard I sung to her her favourite vowels i and v, then I confessed for her to be the Cheese Stick snatcher. My stationary wept, then I supervised, judged, a celebration adagio that was secretly a competition. Of course, the ones whom didn’t move slowly were automatically OUT! And the winner was: Mr Hole Puncher. No prize was given. Who placed 2nd? Well, in my mind there’s no 2nd.