Stand by your man

My Man Jim would come home drunk One time I got into my car, found a body in the trunk. But I remembered what I was told by Grandpa and Gran: Never let details stop you standing by your man. I followed him one night, I lost a friend's bet He came out arm around a glamorous brunette I confronted him later, I said "I'm your biggest fan so I'll cry a river, but I'll stand by my man." He liked to gamble, lost it all online To make it up I had to work two jobs, not to mention overtime My friends said "if you stay, you need a head exam" But I never let details stop me standing by my Man. One day in his sleep he confessed that in the fall He planned to vote for Donald Trump, wanted that border wall I exploded, shot Jim's dog, And Nellie, his beloved horse Then threw out the family photos and filed for a divorce. I went to the cemetery, said to Grandpa's stone "I'm sorry, I tried, but that bird has flown" Then two voices spoke as from a distant star "We would forgive you, heck, we voted for FDR But still, there's one thing we can't endorse That's what you did to the dog, and Nellie the horse." Thunder rolled and lightning flashed The rain beat down, trees were smashed The twister landed my car upside down with a thump But what else could I have done; it was Donald TRUMP!