Stage Fright

“Stage Fright” Where are my lights? My camera? My action? It's not supposed to be like this! I trained long enough for the stage, for stardom. I know I did. I just know what I did. I was surrounded by the actors and stars. I walked the red carpet in dresses from Mars. I went from a saddle with handlebars to a drug-induced mansion and flying cars. From there on the platform I waved, I smiled. I said, “Look at me now!” Wait! Don't run! I used my hysteria to calm the crowd. And from behind my back I drew my gun. I said, “Hey! Watch me juggle!" Then I drooled. I frothed. I failed all my fans today. I really didn't want to, But I practiced till I puked... and then I blew them all away.