Spouse Sports Unbridled Consummate Gluttonous Appetite Serving Second

scariness), which ill affords this unlucky husband 
to maximize tasting, savoring and relishing every 
sacred moment lest any given instantaneous moment 
find me in dire circumstantial straitjackets, I cannot 
stomach enduring another moment remaining, NOT 

blissfully married, yet acknowledge options limited
tummy, whereby as soon as possible being abducted 
by aliens would be welcome respite, no matter they 
may conduct numbers of experiments, which 
happenstance welcome versus existence analogous to 

fraught being swallowed into belly of beast similar 
to Jonah and Whale...B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G...N-E-W-S...
J-U-S-T...C-A-M-E...I-N...meaning at long last no 
more severe looming threats, albeit harmless hyperbolic 
inane kooky "FAKE" poet, whew courtesy Moby Dick 

reincarnated forever spelling reprieve from bonafide 
blatherskite at least until team of emergency first 
responders can risk life and limb to disable dangerous
golem (frightful enough to give King Kong heebie jeebies)
carefully crouching despite cringing with severe panic 

attacks, and undertaking grave task to dislodge poor 
(probably posthumous) poet wannabe, which inevitable 
fate impossible mission to postpone permanently, BUT 
with amount of skulduggery, HE WILL RETURN!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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