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Spouse sports unbridled consummate gluttonous appetite first helping

Upon poised to strike unsuspecting prey
oft times myself she doth cannibal eyes
everything her sight coalescing, whereby her
occipital orbs gleam fiery poker hot embers
ferocious roars of ear splitting hunger pangs

deafen wolf, and/or any other unlucky fauna
paralyzed with dreadfully locked fear petrified
helplessly frozen as unsung hero(ine) twists 
and shouts out for Godzilla (lame rival) to 
rescue potential bite size hors d'oeuvre  

buzzfeeding bottomless pit always housing 
an appetite for consumption ready to eat a 
horse so be calf full if daring to spring syrup 
rise visit here, thee veritable wasteland, who 
never knows beastial fierce savagery lashes 

out to buildon kitchen midden reminiscent of yore 
or Mayan garden variety primitive culture steeped 
in human/animal sacrifices, the above iterated 
summary approximating quotidian battle to escape 
by skin of teeth (er dentures) this hubby dodging 

hither and yon (considerably lame version, sans 
all around mulberry bush...), thus right now
temporarily holed up within a rock and hard 
place, since wife snoozing away before she doth 
wrest remains of day lumbering to satiate her never

ending capacity to sock away (more like vacuum
up) every creature great and small, whereby she
swells up easily mistaken for lead zeppelin (many
a previous halloween with little effort donning 
herself Das Hindenburg erupting flames for added 

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