Spouse Sports Unbridled Consummate Gluttonous Appetite First Helping

Upon poised to strike unsuspecting prey oft times myself she doth cannibal eyes everything her sight coalescing, whereby her occipital orbs gleam fiery poker hot embers ferocious roars of ear splitting hunger pangs deafen wolf, and/or any other unlucky fauna paralyzed with dreadfully locked fear petrified helplessly frozen as unsung hero(ine) twists and shouts out for Godzilla (lame rival) to rescue potential bite size hors d'oeuvre buzzfeeding bottomless pit always housing an appetite for consumption ready to eat a horse so be calf full if daring to spring syrup rise visit here, thee veritable wasteland, who never knows beastial fierce savagery lashes out to buildon kitchen midden reminiscent of yore or Mayan garden variety primitive culture steeped in human/animal sacrifices, the above iterated summary approximating quotidian battle to escape by skin of teeth (er dentures) this hubby dodging hither and yon (considerably lame version, sans all around mulberry bush...), thus right now temporarily holed up within a rock and hard place, since wife snoozing away before she doth wrest remains of day lumbering to satiate her never ending capacity to sock away (more like vacuum up) every creature great and small, whereby she swells up easily mistaken for lead zeppelin (many a previous halloween with little effort donning herself Das Hindenburg erupting flames for added