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Split Personality

"What's wrong with me?", I sighed. 
     "Gee, I don't know", I replied.
"Wait, Dave, I think I've got it - 
our personality is split!"
     "That's the dumbest thing I've heard, of course."
"Pipe down and consider the source."

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Andrea Dietrich June 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM Hahaha David Crandall July 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM :-))

Alison A Smith nee Howarth June 29, 2026 at 6:23 PM I hear ya. David Crandall July 1, 2026 at 3:57 PM haha, sometimes one voice in the head is too many, and two, definitely is, in my opinion.

Kim Rodrigues June 29, 2026 at 12:06 PM Too funny? .. What do you mean? .. Butt out! .. No you! .. “Two” can play at this game LOL David Crandall June 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM Haha, yep, a constant battle - lol!

Beryl Edmonds June 29, 2026 at 10:57 AM If your personality is split into two, who would get the best of you? - Beryl David Crandall June 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM When my personality was split, I asked myself, which side's legit? "It's me", an angelic voice then cried, but the other said, "of course, he lied". Will these voices flee or take flight - or will, for eternity, they fight?

David Crandall June 29, 2026 at 9:50 AM I really love this poem, Dave - echoes of Shakespeare! Andrea Dietrich June 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM Haha David Crandall June 29, 2026 at 10:21 AM knucklehead.