Spinach Doesn'T Give Super Strength

I believed those cartoons when Popeye whooped Bluto. If you're wondering if it was real, the answer is hell no. When I watched those cartoons, I was dumb because I believed them fully. I decided to eat a can of spinach and then face the neighborhood bully. I believed the spinach would give me super strength, I had no doubt. But that bully nearly broke my neck, he turned me inside out. I was shocked and horrified when I didn't win. I was humiliated, I'll never watch Popeye again. Spinach is healthy, that is one hundred percent true. But if you eat it and then face a bully, he will kill you.