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Speeding Mcgee

Officer Murphy was driving along When the traffic started to slow So he drove up the side of the road, to the front To see what impeded the flow He saw a car just crawling along And he waved it off the road Then McGee rolled down his window While Murphy was sighting a code McGee said "Wait one minute, I saw what it said on the sign It showed 35 was the limit And obeyed it to avoid any fine" Murphy started shaking his head "McGee you're really a clout That's not the sign with the limit 35 is the name of the route Then Murphy look all at the others Who were in the car with McGee Finn and Shawn looked quite frighten So Murphy asked poor old McGee "Why do your friends look so shaken They both look afraid for their lives" "I'm not really sure "He told Murphy' But, we just got route 95

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Date: 8/5/2018 3:12:00 PM
What a great character you have in creating McGee. Loved the humorous ending! : )
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Date: 7/30/2018 2:42:00 AM
G'day Jerry … Thank God McGee didn't turn onto Highway1 - imagine that! - thanks Mate - Lindsay
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Date: 7/27/2018 11:47:00 PM
haha :D You're a great story telling / poet! Is McGee a character of yours? Very talented sir.
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 7/28/2018 5:51:00 AM
Yes Becca I created him in 2011 and Wee Luck McGee became a contributor on a social wed site called "The Steampunk Empire " which appears to have disappeared without him LOL. I'm hoping to illustrate him this year, Thanks Becca
Date: 7/27/2018 3:31:00 PM
i won't ever ride with mc gee, lol... good plot, jerry!...huggs
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 7/28/2018 5:52:00 AM
Thanks Nette, I don't think I would either
Date: 7/26/2018 1:15:00 PM
A well thought out poem. My compliments!
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Date: 7/22/2018 9:56:00 PM
Haha.. this was hilarious! A wonderfully fun write, Jerry!
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Date: 7/22/2018 10:31:00 AM
Scary to think about McGee behind the wheel, Jerry. Keep em comin'. lol
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