Space Jokes: Serious Jokes About Space
I
The universe has no center; even if it did, it would be similar to going in circles around the equator
II
But the equator is earth-bound; even then the equator is an imaginary east- west line. Or it the Equator a west-east line?
III
The universe is expanding, but really on the outside only. It's like a canvas art with splashes and sprays and voids on a canvas. The colors and artwork remain put ... Only the canvas is being stretched ... and no planet, star, galaxy, or black hole ... loses its space or original location
IV
The universe kinda does have a center ... Kinda. But it's called the Big Bang. So when anyone on earth & those ubiquitous Gurus teach you to CENTER your self, be very careful for the explision. Your very own big bang center!
V
Gurus beware! Exploding students are likely
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