Lim'Rik Flats Poet List

Soup Features I'D Like To See

Auto-punctuate 
Auto-politically-correct 

Offend-none button
Offend-select-group button 
Offend-all button

 Auto-select reader group
 Manual-select reader group

 Auto-boost poem number of views button

 Auto-comment standard  (polite)
 Auto-comment custom  (astute)
 Auto-comment creative  (BS)
 Auto-comment rude
 Auto-comment genius  ("I'm smarter than you")

 Auto-reply to comments standard  (polite)
 Auto-reply to comments custom  (astute)
 Auto-reply to comments creative  (BS)
 Auto-reply to comments rude
 Auto-reply to comments genius  ("I'm smarter than you")

Auto-blog standard (polite)
Auto-blog custom (astute)
Auto-blog genius ("I'm smarter than you")
Auto-blog Donald Trump version  ("I'm the nastiest!" -  PM required, includes auto-tweet)

Auto-blog reply standard  (polite)
Auto-blog reply custom   (astute)
Auto-blog reply genius  (I'm smarter than you)
Auto-blog reply Donald Trump version ("I'm the nastiest!" - PM required, includes  auto-tweet)

Auto-beat-my-own-drum  standard
Auto-beat-my-own-drum  enhanced (PM required - includes special effects)
Auto-beat-my-own-drum  premium (PM required -includes special effects and auto-blocks other drums) 

 Auto-plagiarize
 Auto-plagiarize premium (PM required - guaranteed harder to detect)

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Patricia Cresswell August 18, 2017 at 8:20 AM How about a button for those confused by all the other buttons. Call it the geezer. Lim'Rik Flats August 23, 2017 at 9:11 AM :-) I'm up for that!

Jack Ellison July 25, 2017 at 2:26 PM This is a HOOTY HOOT HOOT, JOHN JOHN!!! One hundred stars!!! JAKE THE SNAKE!!! Lim'Rik Flats July 26, 2017 at 9:21 AM Why thanks, Jackson. Glad you got a hooty hoot hoot!

Hannah Borke July 20, 2017 at 3:36 PM There actually had been an "Auto-boost poem number of views button"!! If you didn't know, you missed the opportunity to hike all your poems by hundreds. A couple of weeks ago, I realized that every time I opened any of my poems, the system registered a view. I sent an email to PoetrySoup about the 'problem', and it's been corrected. I was actually careful not to open my poems during that time because I want only honest counts. Hannah Borke July 20, 2017 at 7:41 PM Yes, more witty-sillies like you. I'd read everything of yours if you only wrote clean. Lim'Rik Flats July 20, 2017 at 7:09 PM Well, heck-fire, Hannah, I thought I had something original there. As they say...nothing new under the sun! Ah well, the feature would not have been for me, I'm not too concerned with anybody reading my stuff. If someone does and gets a chuckle, well then, life is good! The world needs more sillies, no?

Alexis Y. July 18, 2017 at 3:51 PM Hi John, I agree with Jean, you always make me laugh and this write caused the above reaction. :-) Alexis Lim'Rik Flats July 19, 2017 at 8:30 AM If you are laughing I am living! ;-)

Jean Murray July 14, 2017 at 12:12 PM You automatically make me laugh John. Lim'Rik Flats July 16, 2017 at 9:24 AM If this is true my life is complete!!!

Eve Roper July 12, 2017 at 6:30 PM I got lost with the first button :) Lim'Rik Flats July 16, 2017 at 9:23 AM I guess it would get a bit complicated;-)

Ilene Bauer July 11, 2017 at 3:49 PM you are too funny, john! this is great... Lim'Rik Flats July 16, 2017 at 9:23 AM I have my computer set on "One click" right to your poems!

Agnes Krampe July 11, 2017 at 11:01 AM That is fabulous! I would like an auto enter contest feature that detects whether my poem was inteded for a contest or not - once or twice I forgot to actually enter the poem. Lim'Rik Flats July 12, 2017 at 9:06 AM My forgetter works well too:-)

Dale Gregory Cozart July 11, 2017 at 9:31 AM HILARIOUS!! Lim'Rik Flats July 12, 2017 at 9:06 AM ;-) Feel free to add other options!