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Soup Features I'd Like To See

Auto-punctuate 
Auto-politically-correct 

Offend-none button
Offend-select-group button 
Offend-all button

 Auto-select reader group
 Manual-select reader group

 Auto-boost poem number of views button

 Auto-comment standard  (polite)
 Auto-comment custom  (astute)
 Auto-comment creative  (BS)
 Auto-comment rude
 Auto-comment genius  ("I'm smarter than you")

 Auto-reply to comments standard  (polite)
 Auto-reply to comments custom  (astute)
 Auto-reply to comments creative  (BS)
 Auto-reply to comments rude
 Auto-reply to comments genius  ("I'm smarter than you")

Auto-blog standard (polite)
Auto-blog custom (astute)
Auto-blog genius ("I'm smarter than you")
Auto-blog Donald Trump version  ("I'm the nastiest!" -  PM required, includes auto-tweet)

Auto-blog reply standard  (polite)
Auto-blog reply custom   (astute)
Auto-blog reply genius  (I'm smarter than you)
Auto-blog reply Donald Trump version ("I'm the nastiest!" - PM required, includes  auto-tweet)

Auto-beat-my-own-drum  standard
Auto-beat-my-own-drum  enhanced (PM required - includes special effects)
Auto-beat-my-own-drum  premium (PM required -includes special effects and auto-blocks other drums) 

 Auto-plagiarize
 Auto-plagiarize premium (PM required - guaranteed harder to detect)


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Date: 8/18/2017 8:20:00 AM
How about a button for those confused by all the other buttons. Call it the geezer.
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lim'rik flats
Date: 8/23/2017 9:11:00 AM
:-) I'm up for that!
Date: 7/25/2017 2:26:00 PM
This is a HOOTY HOOT HOOT, JOHN JOHN!!! One hundred stars!!! JAKE THE SNAKE!!!
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Date: 7/26/2017 9:21:00 AM
Why thanks, Jackson. Glad you got a hooty hoot hoot!
Date: 7/20/2017 3:36:00 PM
There actually had been an "Auto-boost poem number of views button"!! If you didn't know, you missed the opportunity to hike all your poems by hundreds. A couple of weeks ago, I realized that every time I opened any of my poems, the system registered a view. I sent an email to PoetrySoup about the 'problem', and it's been corrected. I was actually careful not to open my poems during that time because I want only honest counts.
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Hannah Borke
Date: 7/20/2017 7:41:00 PM
Yes, more witty-sillies like you. I'd read everything of yours if you only wrote clean.
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Date: 7/20/2017 7:09:00 PM
Well, heck-fire, Hannah, I thought I had something original there. As they say...nothing new under the sun! Ah well, the feature would not have been for me, I'm not too concerned with anybody reading my stuff. If someone does and gets a chuckle, well then, life is good! The world needs more sillies, no?
Date: 7/18/2017 3:51:00 PM
Hi John, I agree with Jean, you always make me laugh and this write caused the above reaction. :-) Alexis
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Date: 7/19/2017 8:30:00 AM
If you are laughing I am living! ;-)
Date: 7/14/2017 12:12:00 PM
You automatically make me laugh John.
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Date: 7/16/2017 9:24:00 AM
If this is true my life is complete!!!
Date: 7/12/2017 6:30:00 PM
I got lost with the first button :)
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Date: 7/16/2017 9:23:00 AM
I guess it would get a bit complicated;-)
Date: 7/11/2017 3:49:00 PM
you are too funny, john! this is great...
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Date: 7/16/2017 9:23:00 AM
I have my computer set on "One click" right to your poems!
Date: 7/11/2017 11:01:00 AM
That is fabulous! I would like an auto enter contest feature that detects whether my poem was inteded for a contest or not - once or twice I forgot to actually enter the poem.
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Date: 7/12/2017 9:06:00 AM
My forgetter works well too:-)
Date: 7/11/2017 9:31:00 AM
HILARIOUS!!
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lim'rik flats
Date: 7/12/2017 9:06:00 AM
;-) Feel free to add other options!