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Soup Features I'D Like To See

Auto-punctuate Auto-politically-correct Offend-none button Offend-select-group button Offend-all button Auto-select reader group Manual-select reader group Auto-boost poem number of views button Auto-comment standard (polite) Auto-comment custom (astute) Auto-comment creative (BS) Auto-comment rude Auto-comment genius ("I'm smarter than you") Auto-reply to comments standard (polite) Auto-reply to comments custom (astute) Auto-reply to comments creative (BS) Auto-reply to comments rude Auto-reply to comments genius ("I'm smarter than you") Auto-blog standard (polite) Auto-blog custom (astute) Auto-blog genius ("I'm smarter than you") Auto-blog Donald Trump version ("I'm the nastiest!" - PM required, includes auto-tweet) Auto-blog reply standard (polite) Auto-blog reply custom (astute) Auto-blog reply genius (I'm smarter than you) Auto-blog reply Donald Trump version ("I'm the nastiest!" - PM required, includes auto-tweet) Auto-beat-my-own-drum standard Auto-beat-my-own-drum enhanced (PM required - includes special effects) Auto-beat-my-own-drum premium (PM required -includes special effects and auto-blocks other drums) Auto-plagiarize Auto-plagiarize premium (PM required - guaranteed harder to detect)

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Patricia Cresswell

Date: 8/18/2017 8:20:00 AM

How about a button for those confused by all the other buttons. Call it the geezer.

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 8/23/2017 9:11:00 AM

:-) I'm up for that!

Jack Ellison

Date: 7/25/2017 2:26:00 PM

This is a HOOTY HOOT HOOT, JOHN JOHN!!! One hundred stars!!! JAKE THE SNAKE!!!

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 7/26/2017 9:21:00 AM

Why thanks, Jackson. Glad you got a hooty hoot hoot!

Hannah Borke

Date: 7/20/2017 3:36:00 PM

There actually had been an "Auto-boost poem number of views button"!! If you didn't know, you missed the opportunity to hike all your poems by hundreds. A couple of weeks ago, I realized that every time I opened any of my poems, the system registered a view. I sent an email to PoetrySoup about the 'problem', and it's been corrected. I was actually careful not to open my poems during that time because I want only honest counts.

Hannah Borke
Date: 7/20/2017 7:41:00 PM

Yes, more witty-sillies like you. I'd read everything of yours if you only wrote clean.

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 7/20/2017 7:09:00 PM

Well, heck-fire, Hannah, I thought I had something original there. As they say...nothing new under the sun! Ah well, the feature would not have been for me, I'm not too concerned with anybody reading my stuff. If someone does and gets a chuckle, well then, life is good! The world needs more sillies, no?

Alexis Y.

Date: 7/18/2017 3:51:00 PM

Hi John, I agree with Jean, you always make me laugh and this write caused the above reaction. :-) Alexis

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 7/19/2017 8:30:00 AM

If you are laughing I am living! ;-)

Jean Murray

Date: 7/14/2017 12:12:00 PM

You automatically make me laugh John.

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 7/16/2017 9:24:00 AM

If this is true my life is complete!!!

Eve Roper

Date: 7/12/2017 6:30:00 PM

I got lost with the first button :)

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 7/16/2017 9:23:00 AM

I guess it would get a bit complicated;-)

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/11/2017 3:49:00 PM

you are too funny, john! this is great...

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 7/16/2017 9:23:00 AM

I have my computer set on "One click" right to your poems!

Agnes Krampe

Date: 7/11/2017 11:01:00 AM

That is fabulous! I would like an auto enter contest feature that detects whether my poem was inteded for a contest or not - once or twice I forgot to actually enter the poem.

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 7/12/2017 9:06:00 AM

My forgetter works well too:-)

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 7/11/2017 9:31:00 AM

HILARIOUS!!

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 7/12/2017 9:06:00 AM

;-) Feel free to add other options!