Soup At the Diner

Out to find a diner I made the loop All they were serving was a cup of soup, Had some soda crackers, stale as could be Had no spoon, this is not so funny honey. Called the waitress over, told her I was not happy She replied ‘what do you want Ol’ pappy”? How dare she call me by that remark, I asked for the manager, I’ll give him my bark. I’m outraged and taken by your employee’s style I didn’t even get a welcome with a smile, She served me wrong with food and sincerity I wanted pea soup, I need the pea. The manager responded ‘men’s room is over there’ “Take time out you’ll feel much better I swear’ I’m offended by that for my age and fame? You’re just as rude as that decrepit old dame.