Sound Medical Advice

A man went to the doctor one morning to see
If he could determine what his problem could be.
"I hope you can tell me what prescription I need,
Seems I've too much saliva from smoking weed."
"My boy," said the doctor, "I'll tell you what,
You just need to spit or get off the pot."
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Hankins Avatar
August 9, 2022 at 7:10 PM
Oh, this is sooo funny, Jim. Perfecto! Good advice, too.
Slaughter Avatar
August 10, 2022 at 11:16 AM
Thanks, L M, and no Rx is required.
Bauer Avatar
August 9, 2022 at 11:40 AM
Brilliant and hilarious, Jim! What a delightful play on words…
Slaughter Avatar
August 9, 2022 at 2:05 PM
Thanks, Ilene. We'll probably be seeing this more and more, now that marijuana is being legalized in so many states. Where, oh where, are those simple days of yesteryear?
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