Something's Bugging Me


Looking at a tiny ant, I thought,
"Shall I kill thee or shall I not?"

When a mosquito my hand did bite,
I hit out at it in spirited spite,

Then from the corner of my eye,
I saw a cockroach saying 'Hi',

Exasperated, I threw up my hands,
Only to find a lizard in the stands,

As I shook my head in utter distaste,
A centipede wriggled past me in haste,

What was that - a chirping sound?
That must be the cricket going around,

And did that spider just laugh at me? 
Of course, that's called "the eight-legged glee".

If only bugs could read and write,
I'd put up a board in black and white,

"Insects not welcome inside,
Go, find another place to hide."

But since they can't, I mope about
With a broom, trying to drive them out.


07/01/17
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Andresen Avatar
September 2, 2020 at 12:29 PM
- Congratulations on your win, Jo :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Lamoureux Avatar
January 3, 2018 at 10:04 AM
I enjoyed reading this one again. “Bugs, bugs, bugs, if I had them all in jugs. I’d dig, dig, dig, a big, big hole and that would be the end of bugs!”
Callus Avatar
July 12, 2017 at 5:07 PM
I was entertained by your light humour, Jo! I don't mind bugs, but cockroaches are definitely not welcome inside:) Regards // paul
Nusker Avatar
July 10, 2017 at 11:16 PM
Those creepy, crawly things scares the hell out of me but the poem is quite fun.
Lamoureux Avatar
July 10, 2017 at 8:35 AM
Ha ha, this is fun! Thanks for your visit.
Mcconnell Avatar
July 6, 2017 at 11:29 AM
Super little piece Jo, expertly penned! Have blessed day, Gordon
Raynes Avatar
July 5, 2017 at 9:00 PM
bahahaha, great little write here Jo, loved the ending, and the centipede.
Dietrich Avatar
July 5, 2017 at 12:26 AM
I just really like this one so I am coming here again to say so. let me see if I can find one more that is new.
Lindley Avatar
July 4, 2017 at 9:56 AM
I BROUGHT MY SON IN HERE TO READ THIS EXCEPTIONAL POEM. Justin says he loves it and that he is not scared of bugs.. A truly delightful and creative poem to be enjoyed by the young and the old. Justin says, always smash the spider-real quick.
Daniel Avatar
July 5, 2017 at 1:09 AM
Thank you Robert and Justin:) I'll remember what Justin has said:)
Roper Avatar
July 3, 2017 at 8:26 AM
Hahah... I enjoyed reading your poem this morning.... I need to make one of those fancy signs ; Bugs are not allowed in my house. ~*
Marcum Wong Avatar
July 3, 2017 at 4:44 AM
This poem is delightful Jo. A chameleon got into my bedroom and was in here for three days. I could hear him walking over my papers but couldn't catch him. Finally I saw him and called my husband to come get him. He was so scared, caught in my husband's large hands, he tried to bite his hand. If it had been me I would have dropped him on the spot and the hunt would have been on again. Lol. Loved this cute clever poem Jo. ; )
Dietrich Avatar
July 2, 2017 at 4:50 PM
Oh, Jo. I have such STRANGE ones being seen in my house recently. I don't even know the names for them. SO creepy. yes, I too am running for the broom!!
Onclaud Avatar
July 2, 2017 at 8:34 AM
wonderful poem with child-like musing, jo...i enjoyed each line..huggs
Kinch  Avatar
July 2, 2017 at 4:09 AM
Reading this at the same time as trying to get rid of a pesky fly.....urgh bugs! Great write Jo.
Emu Avatar
July 1, 2017 at 7:31 PM
Nice one Jo, Humans have a funny relationship with bugs! Enjoyed your poem. Regards, Craig
Andresen Avatar
July 1, 2017 at 2:11 PM
- So cute, Jo - A lovely poem :) - (Thank you sister ) - I wish you a beautiful weekend :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Trifiatis Avatar
July 1, 2017 at 1:54 PM
Delightful, witty and very pretty writing sister, Jo! Much enjoyed!
Duet Avatar
July 1, 2017 at 12:22 PM
This is great, Jo. Just love it. So cute!
Raven Avatar
July 1, 2017 at 11:53 AM
Hi Jo, have to agree with all comments so far. I really enjoyed this write. I like to have my fun and this write gave me that. I can't be doing with the pests. When it comes to spiders they are killed immediately. I wish they could understand, houses are fall people, insects have outside. An excellent write Jo. Your Friend always....Mike.
Allison Avatar
July 1, 2017 at 11:43 AM
Kudos to your sister I hope she loved your poem as much as I did:-) If you can find a repellent for all these bugs in one go Jo you would make millions as it seems we all suffer issues with these pesky critters!:-) hugs jan xx
Smith Avatar
July 1, 2017 at 9:31 AM
Good couplet Jo, cute one..
Lane Avatar
July 1, 2017 at 9:28 AM
This is sooooo funny, Jo, and kudos to your sister for inspiration. Now if only you can get the lizard to eat the cricket, spider, and the mosquito, you'll have less need for pest control. I'd have to call them for the cockroach...ewww!
Sands Avatar
July 1, 2017 at 9:18 AM
This is a cute poem Jo Daniel. I like the line about the spider laughing lol. Too bad they can't read and write :)
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