Something Iffy

My neighbour has a shed
And he's in there all the time,
There are lots of bangs and crashes,
"He's up to something iffy," I opined.

My wife said "mind your business
It's his shed, it's up to him,"
(still though I'd love to know,
What on earth he hides within.) 

So I asked him, and he told me
He'd built a memory machine,
It helps you remember or forget,
I said " show me what you mean."

My neighbour has a shed....

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Date: 8/21/2019 9:40:00 PM
I wish i would see that machine. Take me with you to his shed Gary!!!
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Gary Smith
Date: 8/22/2019 7:20:00 AM
Lol, thank you Swetha. :)
Date: 8/20/2019 2:46:00 PM
I enjoyed this. Good one :)
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Gary Smith
Date: 8/20/2019 3:10:00 PM
Thank you Heidi. :)
Date: 8/20/2019 12:51:00 PM
That was really funny and creative.
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Gary Smith
Date: 8/20/2019 1:31:00 PM
Thank you Chris, great to have you back. :)
Date: 8/20/2019 12:08:00 PM
Hilarious, Gary. Such an imaginative write --- and what a killer ending. Love it. :) gw
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/23/2019 1:57:00 PM
I can just picture it. Nice to have fun at this once in a while...
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Gary Smith
Date: 8/20/2019 1:32:00 PM
Thank you Gershon, I was giggling as I wrote it lol, :)
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