Something Aint Right

Awoke in the dark upon my bed With the cat sleeping on my head, Grabbed my socks and blew my nose Tried to pull my hanky onto my toes. I knew something wasn’t right Shoulda turned on the light. Staggered to the kitchen, While the cat was kickin’... Seems I put her food in the litter box, And now she’s going into detox. Where in the heck is the coffee pot? Sure am trippin’ a lot. I knew something wasn’t right. Shoulda turned on the light. Time for me to go to work, Gotta get the coffee to perk. Tastes awful weak without the grounds. Time to go to work and make my rounds, On no …. that’s right… I Lost my job! Oh well, might just go for a jog. I knew something wasn’t right. Shoulda turned on the light.