Some More Nonsense
There was a old farmers son from Hull
Who went to market to buy a bull
to bid he didn't know how
Ends up buying a sow,
Should have took the old farmer from Hull.
There was a lovely lady from Leeds
Whom liked putting stickers high in trees
But while planting stickers
She did not ware knickers
Which all the young men watching did please
There was a nice young lady called Ruth
Who parked her small car upon the roof
While some people did stare
yellow lines everywhere
Just made this up that's to tell the truth
There was a poor young man from Leicester
had a sore that started to fester,
To pick it would be wrong
It was behind his thong,
Oh that sore poor young man from Leicester.
An illiterate old bloke called Holv
Writing poetry he couldn't resolve,
All day long he would sit
Writing loads of s..t,
riddles for his poor readers to solve.
( Hull, Leeds, and Leicester are towns in England,
Holv is actually me )
Copyright © Roy Pett | Year Posted 2017
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