Roy Pett Poet Limerick

Some More Nonsense

There was a old farmers son from Hull
Who went to market to buy a bull
to bid he didn't know how
Ends up buying a sow,
Should have took the old farmer from Hull.



There was a lovely lady from Leeds
Whom liked putting stickers high in trees
But while planting stickers
She did not ware knickers
Which all the young men watching did please



There was a nice young lady called Ruth
Who parked her small car upon the roof
While some people did stare
yellow lines everywhere 
Just made this up that's to tell the truth


There was a poor young man from Leicester
had a sore that started to fester,
To pick it would be wrong
It was behind his thong,
Oh that sore poor young man from Leicester.


An illiterate old bloke called Holv
Writing poetry he couldn't resolve,
All day long he would sit
Writing loads of s..t,
riddles for his poor readers to solve.


( Hull, Leeds, and Leicester are towns in England,
   Holv is actually me )

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Dean Wood August 20, 2017 at 5:38 PM hehe, Thanks for the laughs Holv! Truly enjoyed these. Didn't make that up! Roy Pett August 23, 2017 at 4:51 AM Thank you very much Dean, so pleased you enjoyed my fun write, thanks again for your support. :))

Funom Makama June 30, 2017 at 8:59 AM This is fantastic, so fantastic. Coming to this page feels predestined because I feel so satisfied. Thanks for the wonderful share. Roy Pett June 30, 2017 at 9:37 AM Thank you very much Funom for your very kind comment, I really appreciate your visit, thanks again Roy. :))

Andrea Dietrich June 26, 2017 at 9:35 PM I hardly think you are illiterate (in response to your reply to me!!) haha Roy Pett June 27, 2017 at 5:40 AM So sorry Andrea, I really appreciate your support and encouragement you are so kind and supportive.

Jan Allison June 22, 2017 at 2:27 AM ha ha ha of course my fave one is the last one but being Queen of poop that won't surprise you!:-) great humour Roy:) hugs Jan xx Roy Pett June 22, 2017 at 8:02 AM Thank you so much Jan for your very kind comment, also thank you very much for my placement in your brilliant contest, Thanks again Roy, :))

Andrea Dietrich June 21, 2017 at 11:08 PM these were really fun. the sore behind was one of my favorites! and the last one. HIlarious. Roy Pett June 22, 2017 at 7:53 AM Thank you very much Andrea for your very kind comment, really pleased you liked my bit of nonsense, the last one is a good description of myself, perhaps one day hey, :)) thanks again your too kind.

Heidi Sands June 20, 2017 at 8:46 PM Thanks for these entertaining writes Roy. I enjoyed reading :) Roy Pett June 22, 2017 at 7:50 AM Thank you Heidi for reading my bits of nonsense, so pleased you liked them, :))