Some For the Road

Okay I am going to write some funny poems Did you see the road ahead? Why there are some road kills? Talk about believing I believe for some rain Now it rains everyday Not that kind of rain! Lol. Munch it. I see some birds making nest on my tree What? This is not a hotel I am gonna charge you some fees Do birds fly south for the winter? Not my birds They are all up in there making music Ahh I forgot Could have fooled me Thought it was the winter Brrrr Gas is back up again Hey, why don't they make a thing where they stop the prices? They made one when the tank is full Why don't they make one when we are full? Full of it - lol if you know what I mean I have to go out of town this weekend A friend of mine is going with me Where is your fun and adventure? Not - if I have to entertain you Just kidding I am looking forward to the day where I can do everything What is everything? I feel sorry for the people who work at the restaurants this weekend It's gonna be crowded You know how fathers like to eat It's chow time Bring on the steaks, will ya? Talking about fathers Let me poke fun at fathers Did you know you did that all wrong? Where did you have your training? Not from us - gals Yeah you don't do things like that Do it the right way Okay you heard enough Your kids are calling you I am going to go the movie Lol Be right back And the house'd better not burnt down Haha I am just kidding You are more than sufficient, efficient, proficient And you are good at everything Happy Father's Day, Dads When you are coming? Dad?