Some Fairytales - Limericks
The Three Little Pigs lived dangerously.
They taunted the Bad Wolf mercilessly.
For he lost his huff
And he lost his puff
So he blew their place up with TNT!
It was the Evil Queen that the joke was on.
She wasted every apple in the land. All gone!
If she could morph
In to a Dwarf
She may have tricked Snow White in to eating one.
If Pinocchio had strings to hold him down
He may have looked less like a clown.
The plank stuck to his face
And brought down the place.
A proper puppeteer would have gone to town.
When we think about the Granny of Little Miss Red,
Why do we imagine a frail invalid in bed?
One day, to survive
When Red didn't arrive
She glued in her dentures and ate a Bad Wolf instead.
"Second star to the right and straight on to morning"
To reach Neverland for the days dawning.
Just imagine if you can
If you wrote to Peter Pan,
The poor post man would deliver it yawning.
Cinderella married the handsome Henry Prince Charming
After a start in life psychologically harming.
Her rags to riches tale
Happily did not fail
To cause the evil in her stepfamily to find this alarming.
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