Solanum Tuberosam

Eight million years ago In the mountains of Peru Solanum tuberosum, Common ‘spud’ to me and you, Was discovered by a native, This I tell you for it’s true There is nothing a potato cannot do. This may come as a surprise - From the continent of China, Where they grow McDonald’s fries, To the coast of California To be served in Eddie’s Diner, To the caterer, what a prize ! There is nothing a potato cannot do. They’re so versatile you know And so popular on trips, Fast-food’s greatest dish ‘to go’, Whether pommes frites, fries or chips All the children love them so – Put some inches on your hips ! There is nothing a potato cannot do. Whether roasted, mashed or boiled Dauphinoisse or yet, sauté, Mighty sobering when well oiled, The potato rules OK ! A reward when hard you’ve toiled – Eat some taties every day, There is nothing a potato cannot do. Subterranean tubers bold, All around the world are found And in every country sold – These guys really get around, One day global power to hold They wait quietly underground, For there’s nothing a potato cannot do.