Sofa Chances

Sofa Chances A veteran who served this land Employed by a sofa shop In Bethesda, Maryland Made an afternoon delivery stop Lovely lady came to the door Wearing provocative dress He put the couch on the floor And sat down quickly to catch his breath He on one end of the sofa And she perched on the other Thought he'd move a bit closer Carefully, like a swimming otter His first brash move caused him to fear The sofa made a strange sound But he wanted to get near So he stood his sofa-sitting ground After some agonizing moves He managed to reach her end And thought how he might improve His chances to make her a close friend He whispered into her cute ear She shrieked like it was doomsday "Fool, Why did you stay in here?" My cop husband is in the driveway Now he's a very swift runner But the K-9 had great speed Cop put him in his cruiser And drove him over to Walter Reed After required medical care And handcuffed to his bedrail The cop didn't charge him a fare Just transported him to county jail