Sock Monster

Calling all socks! Please, listen there's a sock monster Who lives in our washing machine. This is no game. We put this out on an E-mail page. This fills me with rage. We don't know name, Age, What he or she looks like, What color he or she is, Or if he or she has one foot or two. There's foul play Going on here much to our dismay. We put in two socks And one disappears Never to reappear. I know it's a shock. I am telling you to use the buddy system Hopefully you'll find the green sock That is missing or better yet you could Solve the mystery, Tell the untold story, And go down in history For bring this culprit to justice.