So When and Where Was Your Coronation?

I see we have a new king Just how did this come around? Did he pull a sword from a rock? Or did angel send him to alight upon the ground? Just what Kingdom do you rule? Am I a subject too? A serf to serve your pleasure? Ne'er ever else to do? I have a counter-proposal, You be a Duke instead... And take that silly crown, Off your swollen head!!