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Snowbird Sipping

A Florida girl's thighs are so strong
She can squeeze orange juice all day long
But you will get more juice
If you give her a goose
Any day she's not wearing a thong

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Carolyn Devonshire

June 26, 2021 at 12:16 PM

This is quite edgy, Rico. Hope it doesn't get you in trouble on Soup. Maybe I moved to Florida because my thighs are so strong from acrobats. Take care, Carolyn

Gershon Wolf

June 25, 2021 at 3:51 PM

Wicked one, Rico.

Lindsay Laurie

June 24, 2021 at 6:26 PM

Hello Rico … it seems these Florida girls might have alligators as pets. It might be fine having a gander but a goose could mean you’re too close - thanks Rico - Lindsay

L Milton Hankins

June 24, 2021 at 2:14 PM

Excellent limerick, my friend. All Florida girls? Or just an occasional one? Some will give you a slap, I am told. Incidentally, I do love my fresh-squeezed orange juice!