Snow White Was a Drug Addict
I heard the tale of snow white
That she was the most beautiful girl alive
With face white as snow and lips red like a rose
But did you know she was addicted to drugs?
Logic and conspiracies say so
The elfs were very clever, they would give her drugs
And in return different men could touch her
it was a source of income for them
The apple her step mother gave her was full of cocaine
It was so wonderful that her heart exploded so did her brain
And a drug addict she became
Since she was living in disguise
And didn't have any money
she made a deal with elfs and presented herself sweet as honey
But one day came a prince, who with her wife was pissed
Impressed by her beauty, he gave her a kiss
Don't think of him as an innocent guy, he told his wife a lie
And came to see the most beautiful girl alive
Otherwise who kiss a sleeping girl infront of seven elfs?
Snow white woke up to a stranger giving her a kiss
But it was okay, coz he was hot and fit
That day she also fell in love
The prince told her about her strict wife
Her rules and how miserable was his life
So Snow white promised to leave drugs
And live a life which was of love
She is that girl because of which a prince divorced his wife
And they lived happily together for the rest of their lives
9 july 2018
For the contest "Amuse me with your rhyme"
Sponsor" Nick Trim"
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