Snow White Was a Drug Addict
I heard the tale of snow white
That she was the most beautiful girl alive
No doubt with face as white as snow and lips red like rose
But do you know that she was addicted to drugs?
Logic and conspiracies tell so
The elfs were really clever, they would give her drugs
And in return different men could touch her
You see that it was a source of income for them
The apple her step mother gave her was full of cocaine
It was so wonderful that her heart exploded so did her brain
And a drug addict she became Since she was living in disguise
She wasn't having the money
So she make a deal with elfs and present herself sweet as honey
But one day came a prince, who with her wife was pissed
Impressed by her beauty, he gave her a kiss
Don't think of him as a innocent guy,he told his wife a lie
And came here to see the most beautiful girl alive
Otherwise who kiss a sleeping girl infront of seven elfs?
Snow white woke up to a stranger giving her a kiss
But it was okay, coz he was hot and fit
That day she also fell in love
The prince told her about her strict wife
Her rules and how miserable was his life
So Snow white promised to leave drugs
And live a life which was of love
She is that girl because of which a prince divorced his wife
So they started to live together happily for the rest of their lives
The elf then started a different business of Mary
Her purpose was to flirt
Mary had a little skirt, little skirt
Which were having holes from the sides
Because of which people could see her thighs
One of her skirts were having hole in front
But elfs were clever, unfortunately she doesn't wore it often
It was for special foreigners
Unfortunately Mary one day found a lamb
So today we read that Mary had a little lamb
And Now Mary work in a different program
9 july 2018
For the contest "Amuse me with your rhyme"
Sponsor" Nick Trim"
Copyright © Faraz Ajmal | Year Posted 2018
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