Snakes

They live in trees and bushes They venture through the grass Be careful where you sit and stand For they have a tendency of sneaking up and biting you on the **** My friend brought one to work one day To show me his six foot long pet I grabbed it by the tail and smacked its head On the desk until it was dead In shock he screamed and cursed at me I said all’s not lost there is good news You can take it down to the local cobbler’s And they’ll make you a lovely pair of shoes...