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Snaggletooth the Snitch

Me and the missus live in decent sturdy accommodations (formerly Schwenksville Elementary School ofttimes referred to as prison, and manager as the de facto warden), albeit not so shabby nor chic low income quite modest (rather unmatchable cost wise) low slung building we rent, for mere dime a dozen pennies on the dollar, which facility lacks no shortage of gossip mongers with mail delivery major event whereby many old people smelling of unguent housing faux superman thumping flabby chests nsync with hooking thumbs around suspenders feigning to be affluent, and self important as secret double agent yeah, minus the countless snitches, livingsocial buzzfeeding rumors outside our one bedroom apartment at Highland Manor ranks as satisfactory ascent to appease our taste, and general environmental ambient aspects compared to other (mice and roach infested) housing previous situations of ours so, despite most every nosy, ancient snooty, hoity toity...tenant, particularly one butch, cock eyed louey, facial accent a perfect spectacle for circus big-tent single bucked sharp front tooth sparkles, mocks, glistens... as if brushed with Pepsodent of course displayed "FAKE" seventh heaven-sent friendliness, when poor us being penniless with just tencent copper piece experienced warm welcome short time after moving here (five plus years since July 1st 2022), but demeanor thereafter went postal stamping like the dickens as if me an unrepentant jokester, nonetheless yours truly minds against hateful words adamant lee averse to cast aspersions, cuz a friendly gesture linkedin preference to be cogent practicing what this atheist doth silent lee preach, sans attempt tubby tolerant in the face of someone belligerent attentive to credo, dogma, ethos while alive in world be tolerant of others, whether he/ she wuzzent pleasant recalling days of yore, I felt disgusted when hell-bent to hurl expletives (adding insult to injury) if bad mouthed me, thus object lesson not requiring fervent fanatical religious fervor improving health of Clark Kent.

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