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Smooth Elevator Operator I truly am a smooth operator When I let one loose in the elevator If it’s only me there my air blows free Have got my own detonator you see. Able to let fly with such immense pride And can play a fine tune from my backside That is until others enter the lift I tell them someone else has left the whiff. * * *3rd August 2021 When I Let One Loose In The Elevator Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Charles Messina *

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Janice Canerdy

Date: 8/10/2021 7:47:00 PM

LOL! Brilliant. CONGRATS, Belle! Janice

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/11/2021 1:01:00 AM

Thank you Janice… Belle

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/10/2021 3:04:00 PM

Back with congrats Belle, its great to be amongst such a fine bunch of smelly folk lol. Tom

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/10/2021 3:19:00 PM

Isn’t it just, if there's ever a meeting of soupers I’m using the stairs, If we all got in an elevator we’d be gassed in there. Thanks Tom… Belle

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 8/10/2021 9:25:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. What a fun write and picture. I needed the laugh. Thanks. Have a blessed day with your win...............

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/10/2021 9:33:00 AM

Thank you Paula, the contest has given us some much needed humour, fact or fiction the poems have been a blast… Belle

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 8/9/2021 10:18:00 PM

Dear Belle, Having an early morning smile reading about smells in the elevator. Well done and congratulations...Delice

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/10/2021 2:08:00 AM

Hi Delice, it’s been such fun reading all the amazing entries in the contest, everyone surpassed expectation. Thank you… Belle

Terry Flood

Date: 8/9/2021 3:33:00 PM

Now then, Belle, it is a well proven fact that the one who smelt it dealt it and the one who denied it supplied it. So you wouldn’t have fooled me. Anyhow, funny funny write and a deserved win. Terry

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/10/2021 2:04:00 AM

Ha Terry I love that saying, never heard it before but will surely use it. Thank you… Belle

Anne E Sangster - K

Date: 8/9/2021 3:33:00 PM

Nice one Belle and congratulations on your win. Lol @ playing a fine tune. :-D Cheers Anne :-)

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/10/2021 2:01:00 AM

Thank you Anne, it’s a never ending trumpet voluntary… Belle :-)

Jan Allison

Date: 8/9/2021 2:58:00 PM

sorry I missed this when you posted it Belle, thanks for the giggles, many congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/10/2021 1:59:00 AM

Thank you Jan, these gems have been so uplifting, just what we need, everyone has come up trumps :-) Hugs, Belle xx

Rama Balasubramanian

Date: 8/9/2021 11:34:00 AM

Congratulations on your win.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/9/2021 2:24:00 PM

Thank you Rama… Belle

Indiana Shaw

Date: 8/9/2021 7:34:00 AM

Loved this contest, I am now going down the list of winners to have a good read, so congratulations on your win, a farter and proud of it, brilliant . . . ; )

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/9/2021 8:40:00 AM

The contest brought us a lot of fun and laughter just what we needed, going to read down the winners list too. Thank you Indiana… Belle

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/9/2021 7:33:00 AM

Congratulations!

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/9/2021 8:36:00 AM

Thank you Kim… Belle

Charles Messina

Date: 8/9/2021 6:23:00 AM

Belle, this made me laugh over and over love the line " Have got my own detonator you see" Thanks for the laughs... Congratulations on your top win. Hugs Charlie

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/9/2021 8:35:00 AM

Thank you so much Charles, delighted with the win. It was fun to enter your contest and fun to read all the amazing entries, well done everyone… Belle

Rama Balasubramanian

Date: 8/4/2021 6:48:00 PM

Good one! All the best for contest

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/4/2021 6:52:00 PM

Thank you Rama… Belle

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/3/2021 3:54:00 PM

That's the oldest ruse in the book! Here's G-d's truth: 'He who smelt it, dealt it. ~ gw

Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/5/2021 8:16:00 PM

Now a new creation comes to mind: He who flubbed it, dubbed it...

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/3/2021 5:35:00 PM

Ha, I can think of another one my mom used to say, “‘Every fox smells it’s own hole.” Thanks Gershon ~ Belle

Sotto Poet

Date: 8/3/2021 2:34:00 PM

You've written a beautiful poem, my friend Belle, a brilliant rhythm, and you're a talented writer, best wishes with the contest.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/3/2021 2:53:00 PM

Thank you Lasaad, I had written another stanza but removed it because the contest states two stanzas only, hadn’t read the rules thoroughly, a lesson learned… Belle

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 8/3/2021 8:43:00 AM

Lovely poem but you're a crafty one, Belle. Best for a win.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/3/2021 9:12:00 AM

Hi Victor, crafty I may be but that’s better than being known as smelling nasty :-) Thank you, Belle

Marilene Evans

Date: 8/3/2021 8:13:00 AM

Brilliantly done, Belle. You are truly a Fartoholic.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/3/2021 8:21:00 AM

Marilene, thanks so much, you know what they say - Where’re you be let the wind blow free… Belle

Alexis Y.

Date: 8/3/2021 7:45:00 AM

Lol! Belle, Everything is fine until others enter and say pee-yew! I could just picture whole scene. Best wishes in the contest. Have a wonderful day:-) Alexis

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/3/2021 8:42:00 AM

Thank you too Alexis for your help too, I must learn to read the rules thoroughly in future. Belle :-)

Alexis Y.
Date: 8/3/2021 8:33:00 AM

Hi Belle, I am so happy you did:-) Alexis

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/3/2021 8:18:00 AM

Hi Alexis, I entered in the contest because you said you’d like to see what I come up with, so I wrote this and what fun it was to do too. Have a wonderful day also… Belle :-)

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/3/2021 3:40:00 AM

Lol, something we all dread when we've overdone it with spicy food. Tom PS, soupmail.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 8/3/2021 3:52:00 AM

Dread it we do! Thank you Tom, your help was appreciated… Belle