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Smooth Elevator Operator

Smooth Elevator Operator
I truly am a smooth operator 
When I let one loose in the elevator
If it’s only me there my air blows free
Have got my own detonator you see.

Able to let fly with such immense pride
And can play a fine tune from my backside
That is until others enter the lift
I tell them someone else has left the whiff.
* * *3rd August 2021

When I Let One Loose In The Elevator Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Charles Messina
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Copyright © Beryl Edmonds | Year Posted 2021

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Janice Canerdy Date: 8/10/2021 7:47:00 PM LOL! Brilliant. CONGRATS, Belle! Janice Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/11/2021 1:01:00 AM Thank you Janice… Belle

Tom Cunningham Date: 8/10/2021 3:04:00 PM Back with congrats Belle, its great to be amongst such a fine bunch of smelly folk lol. Tom Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/10/2021 3:19:00 PM Isn’t it just, if there's ever a meeting of soupers I’m using the stairs, If we all got in an elevator we’d be gassed in there. Thanks Tom… Belle

Paula Goldsmith Date: 8/10/2021 9:25:00 AM Congratulations on your win. What a fun write and picture. I needed the laugh. Thanks. Have a blessed day with your win............... Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/10/2021 9:33:00 AM Thank you Paula, the contest has given us some much needed humour, fact or fiction the poems have been a blast… Belle

Delice Arleen Skelly Date: 8/9/2021 10:18:00 PM Dear Belle, Having an early morning smile reading about smells in the elevator. Well done and congratulations...Delice Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/10/2021 2:08:00 AM Hi Delice, it’s been such fun reading all the amazing entries in the contest, everyone surpassed expectation. Thank you… Belle

Terry Flood Date: 8/9/2021 3:33:00 PM Now then, Belle, it is a well proven fact that the one who smelt it dealt it and the one who denied it supplied it. So you wouldn’t have fooled me. Anyhow, funny funny write and a deserved win. Terry Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/10/2021 2:04:00 AM Ha Terry I love that saying, never heard it before but will surely use it. Thank you… Belle

Anne E Sangster - K Date: 8/9/2021 3:33:00 PM Nice one Belle and congratulations on your win. Lol @ playing a fine tune. :-D Cheers Anne :-) Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/10/2021 2:01:00 AM Thank you Anne, it’s a never ending trumpet voluntary… Belle :-)

Jan Allison Date: 8/9/2021 2:58:00 PM sorry I missed this when you posted it Belle, thanks for the giggles, many congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/10/2021 1:59:00 AM Thank you Jan, these gems have been so uplifting, just what we need, everyone has come up trumps :-) Hugs, Belle xx

Rama Balasubramanian Date: 8/9/2021 11:34:00 AM Congratulations on your win. Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/9/2021 2:24:00 PM Thank you Rama… Belle

Indiana Shaw Date: 8/9/2021 7:34:00 AM Loved this contest, I am now going down the list of winners to have a good read, so congratulations on your win, a farter and proud of it, brilliant . . . ; ) Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/9/2021 8:40:00 AM The contest brought us a lot of fun and laughter just what we needed, going to read down the winners list too. Thank you Indiana… Belle

Kim Rodrigues Date: 8/9/2021 7:33:00 AM Congratulations! Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/9/2021 8:36:00 AM Thank you Kim… Belle

Charles Messina Date: 8/9/2021 6:23:00 AM Belle, this made me laugh over and over love the line " Have got my own detonator you see" Thanks for the laughs... Congratulations on your top win. Hugs Charlie Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/9/2021 8:35:00 AM Thank you so much Charles, delighted with the win. It was fun to enter your contest and fun to read all the amazing entries, well done everyone… Belle

Rama Balasubramanian Date: 8/4/2021 6:48:00 PM Good one! All the best for contest Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/4/2021 6:52:00 PM Thank you Rama… Belle

Gershon Wolf Date: 8/3/2021 3:54:00 PM That's the oldest ruse in the book! Here's G-d's truth: 'He who smelt it, dealt it. ~ gw Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 8/5/2021 8:16:00 PM Now a new creation comes to mind: He who flubbed it, dubbed it... Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/3/2021 5:35:00 PM Ha, I can think of another one my mom used to say, “‘Every fox smells it’s own hole.” Thanks Gershon ~ Belle

Sotto Poet Date: 8/3/2021 2:34:00 PM You've written a beautiful poem, my friend Belle,  a brilliant rhythm, and you're a talented writer,  best wishes with the contest. Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/3/2021 2:53:00 PM Thank you Lasaad, I had written another stanza but removed it because the contest states two stanzas only, hadn’t read the rules thoroughly, a lesson learned… Belle

Victor Buhagiar Date: 8/3/2021 8:43:00 AM Lovely poem but you're a crafty one, Belle. Best for a win. Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/3/2021 9:12:00 AM Hi Victor, crafty I may be but that’s better than being known as smelling nasty :-) Thank you, Belle

Marilene Evans Date: 8/3/2021 8:13:00 AM Brilliantly done, Belle. You are truly a Fartoholic. Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/3/2021 8:21:00 AM Marilene, thanks so much, you know what they say - Where’re you be let the wind blow free… Belle

Alexis Y. Date: 8/3/2021 7:45:00 AM Lol! Belle, Everything is fine until others enter and say pee-yew! I could just picture whole scene. Best wishes in the contest. Have a wonderful day:-) Alexis Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/3/2021 8:42:00 AM Thank you too Alexis for your help too, I must learn to read the rules thoroughly in future. Belle :-) Alexis Y. Date: 8/3/2021 8:33:00 AM Hi Belle, I am so happy you did:-) Alexis Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/3/2021 8:18:00 AM Hi Alexis, I entered in the contest because you said you’d like to see what I come up with, so I wrote this and what fun it was to do too. Have a wonderful day also… Belle :-)

Tom Cunningham Date: 8/3/2021 3:40:00 AM Lol, something we all dread when we've overdone it with spicy food. Tom PS, soupmail. Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/3/2021 3:52:00 AM Dread it we do! Thank you Tom, your help was appreciated… Belle