Smooth Criminal

Throw rocks hide the hand My mission is to stop your masterplan Throw rocks hide the hand Soon you'll be under my command I'm the smooth criminal with his thieving plot So smooth and beguiling like a cunning fox You don't see me, the real me If you could, you would flee You see, I often work when you're fast asleep I gain vital intel as I creep and peep Yes! I love to work in the wee-hours underneath the moon My lovely, dark playground, where I come in to swoon Sweet succubus incubus so sublime Astro-projecting to confiscate your feeble mind Oooh, wee! Like a fish in a fisherman's net Now, your spirit and mind I have, next your body and soul I have to get I love how you stopped dreaming and believing I told you I'm the smooth criminal who doesn't stop scheming and stealing Smooth clandestine and unassuming, that's me I'm your co-worker, friend, and yes, family Throw rocks hide the hand My mission is to stop your masterplan Throw rocks hide the hand Very soon you'll be under my command Constrictions and restrictions in place, now delightful depression sets in Your self-esteem is at an all-time low, personal hygiene in the dumps, and you couldn't care less if you lose or win Ha, ha, ha, ha, I just love my job and those frequent dips in the Devil's Pond So, after I obliterate your masterplan, why don't you join me for some devilish fun