Smokey the Hare! Hi How Ya Doin'?

Hi! Smokey the Hare, I tried to prevent forest fires, but after seeing mom and dad reminiscing over their bodies I decided flames were the only blockage for my eyes With your Sheriff hat, is it really fair to keep blamin' Marley After all we all know you faked your death and poisoned the Deputy yourself I was at a playground and I heard your speech to the youth But I guess melting swing-sets and juice boxes are a much bigger distraction You were pissed at Hef using your image for lust Or maybe more pissed Marilyn was picked before you In the forest, blunts are held high and paranoia runs higher Off the ground into an icon, awww!!!!!!! How sweet! Just like Jesus, but I recall your disciples are the many varieties of Vodka Next time you knock on my door at 3:00 a.m., Please make sure you have gently swirled your vomit into the smokey mud you left I'd hate to get a citation that neither of us can cite for much inebriation