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Why did the desperate fish
jump out of the pond quick?
Because the finned fellow
was getting hydrophobic,

And what is the difference
between a plate and a dish?
A dish has such great legs
and other things we wish

Why do some big big bulls
charge with such great glee?
They do not really believe in:
“Buy one and get one free!”
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