Slim Chance

A lady who longed to be slim
Spent all her spare time at the gym.
But hard as she tried
Her girth remained wide
So now she just eats to the brim.

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Dietrich Avatar
February 11, 2020 at 3:46 PM
great job, wendy. congrats on the win.
Somadas Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 10:53 PM
lol.. easy to make it wide.. difficult to hide.. Great win Wendy..
Gauthier Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 6:37 PM
Congrats on your win, Wendy.
Laurie Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 5:05 PM
G'day Wendy … yearning for chocolate in the gym while exercising is fraught with danger so she done the right thing - thanks Wendy - Lindsay
Messina Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 4:48 PM
Momma Mia...LOL Cute one, Wendy. Congrats on your win!
Kitchin Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 2:35 PM
Wendy, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!
Devonshire Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 1:38 PM
That's cute, Wendy. Congratulations on your win!
Watt Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 1:36 PM
Fun limerick, especially the title! Thanks for the smile ~ John
Allison Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 12:13 PM
Made me smile Wendy:-) many congratulations on your win :-) Hugs Jan xx
Canerdy Avatar
February 10, 2020 at 11:23 AM
CONGRATS on your well-deserved win, Wendy! Janice
Gauthier Avatar
February 9, 2020 at 1:38 AM
Well done, Wendy.
Keady Avatar
February 8, 2020 at 6:20 PM
Good Luck Wendy... I like it lots.. DAMO x
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