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Sleeping Expert

Guess who's become an expert at sleeping Can do it with my eyes closed, no peeping Peeping leads to sight Just wouldn't be right Sleep for hours, get up for occasional eating

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Date: 1/12/2018 12:52:00 PM
Sleeping is my most favourite thing alongside food! Great limerick Jack.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/12/2018 12:58:00 PM
Mine are on par... I'd eat while sleeping if I dodn't droo; all over my pillow!!!!!!!
Date: 1/12/2018 10:55:00 AM
I need some sleeping lessons!!! Do you have classes??
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/12/2018 10:59:00 AM
Of course... FREE for you! We could down together!!!!!!!!! Your place or mine? LOL xxx
Date: 1/12/2018 8:54:00 AM
Sleeping is overrated//I only do it till sated//day or night//a nap in sight//I am horizontally fated. SNOOZE ON SOMNAMBULANT SAM!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/12/2018 9:00:00 AM
"Horizontally fated" that describes me since I recently became ancient!!! LOL
Date: 1/12/2018 8:11:00 AM
Fun stuff! At least you wake up to eat my friend... I've found my Hun countless times in the fridge still very much asleep lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/12/2018 8:14:00 AM
LOL Heard that happens.... can cause serious injuries though!!! xxx

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