Sleeping Beauty Move Over You Got Fierce Competition

Sleeping Beauty move over, you got fierce competition Ain't no vicious rumor, but dead serious joke cuz no princess can kiss bajillion times to get yours truly woke ah... just one garden variety generic Geico Frog Prince (in actuality I wanna be caveman bloke) nothing will disrupt me, not even minor noose, so hence go ahead to get dude duke to choke, or light a fire under my keister, nsync with strong arms issuing lances jabbing poke but natural gas within me will endanger nearby folk. Now listen up, cuz Zarathustra hath spoke randomly selected Matthew Scott Harris sitting prettily athwart (think Boy George of Culture Club) on his toadstool, his (courtesy Zarathustra) divine inspiration he doth not cloak couched admonition forewarning demise kisser will croak unless he/she qualifies as bonifide LGBTQ - okey doke don't say, I did not give fair warning, while going for broke courtesy one gay (ping) small/medium at large frog, usually found soak king up sunbeams nonchalantly taking toke exotic blend comprising flies, mosquitoes, moths and damn dragonflies after they did marinate and soak within solution mainly egg yolk to offer greatest smoke. Oh don't be confused, flummoxed, nor ill humored regarding mine married status with tadpoles totalling ahem... sixty nine heterosexual biological reproduction consummated as faux sign unable to retrofit, reddit, ribbit... no I honest got a short backbone (spine) with large hip bone to support powerful leg muscles taut as pine yet smooth and glassy as River Seine out true self before I feign to croak purportedly rumor heard thru grapevine, but twitch started by yours truly. Postscript: my apology, noah arked intent cited as offender toward any living creature sexual gender who might take objection regarding unfairly labeled, hashtagged, as duped pretender cuz thy persona, karma, charisma... genuinely legally tender.