Sleep Is Hard To Come By Nowadays

And, now I lay me down to sleep,
For another wretched night of counting sheep!
Lord, should I expire before I awake,
Please allow me some zzzzzzzzs for heavens sake!

The cat has leaped upon the bed,
And snuggles closely nigh my head,
Purring as loud as a Mack truck diesel engine,
Then bounces on my chest like a frenzied injun!

The neighbors' worthless mutts begin their nightly serenade.
It sounds as if outside my window there's a whole brigade!
For awhile things settle down and all is as quiet as a mouse,
Until I'm awakened by the thunderous snoring of my spouse!

The blaring klaxon of the midnight freight is heard a mile away.
The inconsiderate engineer lays on the horn as if it were a runaway.
To top it all the crickets begin their atonal chirping prattle.
I'm beginning to think a good nights sleep is a losing battle!

I shove ear plugs in my ears but they don't do a bit of good.
The clock strikes three so it looks like sleep ain't a liklihood.
Lord, again I make a plea that should I decease before I wake,
Please, won't you allow me some zzzzzzzzs for heavens sake!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 11/11/2016 3:17:00 PM
Yep! There are some nights that I can not sleep.Looks like we are in the same boat.I enjoyed your poetry Robert.
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Date: 10/5/2016 7:58:00 PM
I fell like this, Bob, a very good poem to share. love how you end the poem. LINDA
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Date: 10/6/2016 2:04:00 PM
Always great to hear from you, Linda. Thx for taking time to read the poem and your always gracious comments - bob h
Date: 10/5/2016 7:38:00 PM
Hilarious! I can relate. Even got the cat. 7 for sure!
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Date: 10/4/2016 9:05:00 AM
right on the dot, bob... lol, i am a victim of night owl's curse--including ear plugging.. what a spectacular read!..huggs
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Date: 10/3/2016 8:01:00 PM
this is very funny, bob, but it sure strikes a nerve! feel free to give me a call at 3 a.m. - i'm up, too! (and not too happy about it, either). great poem...
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Date: 10/3/2016 7:32:00 PM
Now I can surely relate to this! Great write!
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Date: 10/3/2016 4:49:00 PM
Very funny, Mr Bob. You'll just have to start napping in the afternoon. That's what I do. Really a fun read!
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