Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!
I fell asleep on the bench
And let out a fart with such a stench
Blew a hole in my trouser
And smelt of garlic and Gouda
I had to wake up and retch
So off I went home to sleep
But the sleep was not all that deep
Due to the previous surprise
That watered my eyes
I lay there instead counting sheep.
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