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Slapstick

Accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick As a result, she isn't talking to me, no matter what subject I pick That'll shut her up Her lips got stuck She'll heal in a month or two, this humor is called slapstick

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 8/19/2019 9:52:00 AM
BAH HA HA! Comedic GOLD ;D, You are a cracker, my dear sweet Jack! Hugs n' Love, xomo! <3
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/19/2019 7:24:00 PM
Nope! It's for real, she just doesn't get it??? LOL Strange eh! Love and hugs, HJ XOXOX
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 8/19/2019 12:51:00 PM
You with a wife without a sense of humour? I do not believe that. Fake news. ;D,
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/19/2019 10:06:00 AM
I'm very very careful not to show this one to Cathie!!! Not a great sense of humor! Love you sweet lady XOXOX
Date: 8/19/2019 7:33:00 AM
Oh dear ,must be peaceful in your house now lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/19/2019 7:34:00 AM
YUP... told her it was an accident!!!!!!

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