Slapstick

Accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick As a result, she isn't talking to me, no matter what subject I pick That'll shut her up Her lips got stuck She'll heal in a month or two, this humor is called slapstick
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Pigeon Tart Avatar
August 19, 2019 at 9:52 AM
BAH HA HA! Comedic GOLD ;D, You are a cracker, my dear sweet Jack! Hugs n' Love, xomo! <3
Ellison Avatar
August 19, 2019 at 7:24 PM
Nope! It's for real, she just doesn't get it??? LOL Strange eh! Love and hugs, HJ XOXOX
Pigeon Tart Avatar
August 19, 2019 at 12:51 PM
You with a wife without a sense of humour? I do not believe that. Fake news. ;D,
Ellison Avatar
August 19, 2019 at 10:06 AM
I'm very very careful not to show this one to Cathie!!! Not a great sense of humor! Love you sweet lady XOXOX
Cunningham Avatar
August 19, 2019 at 7:33 AM
Oh dear ,must be peaceful in your house now lol
Ellison Avatar
August 19, 2019 at 7:34 AM
YUP... told her it was an accident!!!!!!
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