Slam the Man 1
Hey brother, it may look I'm giving birth as you say,
but hello little brother you look exactly the same way,
at which I just have to add,
your two thirds of my age.
Yes I love my gravy and pork,
at least i'm not ashamed to go for a walk.
And um excuse me mister wanna run down the road,
you forgot to mention it was an ice cream truck you followed.
As for your salads,
ahh don't start me there,
10 burgers with one salad,
I don't see the balance anywhere.
I think you need to step back a little,
think a bit harder before poking fun at me,
I'd say take a good look in the mirror,
but i'm pretty sure you don't have three.
Come on little brother,
the word is exercise,
give me 20 star jumps,
I wanna see those pork chops fly.
An no little brother,
you can't exercise on a ps2,
exercise requires you and stand up,
and just move a little.
So come on brother,
what you got,
you say your the man,
I say your a soft... what?
M.Mahauariki © 2012
Copyright © Murray Mahauariki | Year Posted 2012
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