Sixty-Two H's

Hop-along Henry and Half-as-long Harry
harassed the sisters Hoar.
Henry had Hannah huffing,
Helen howled, “Harry! — MORE!”

“I have to have it Harry!”
“Heaven help me! He’s done!”
“Hannah has Henry’s huge one.”
“Oh Harry, I’m not having fun!”

“Hang on Helen,” said Henry
(While Hannah hissed, oozed and oohed)
“Harry’s a hunk in a hurry,”
“but my hunk’ll soon visit your hood.”

“Hang your hummer on simmer,”
“keep it humid, humored and hot,”
“after Hannah has had her whole hurricane,”
“I shall give you all I have got.”

Hop-along Henry and Half-as-long Harry
harassed the sisters Hoar.
Now Henry is half as long 
and Harry is long no more.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Allison Avatar
July 11, 2016 at 12:42 PM
how hilarious is this H I LOVE it lol great alliteration in your fun write I look forward to reading more lol:-)
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