Sister Wife and Uncle Brother

Sister wife and Uncle brother, didn't really like each other, so they left it up to me, which one I liked the best you see. Sister wife, now she could cook, not too bad with line and hook, but Uncle brother had good traits, why he could name all 40 states! Both of them were good in bed, least that's what Cousin mommy said, but Sister wife she had one ace, and that there was her purty face. Her eyes are green, and blue and brown, one of them looks off toward town, and she has no hair beneath, her lovely, crooked yellow teeth. Uncle brother, he's my friend, I'll love him to the very end, but he stops to scratch his britches, 'cause he says it always itches. It is so embarrassing, to watch him scratching at that thing, but what am I supposed to do, when Sister wife helps scratch it too? Sister wife and Uncle brother, suddenly they like each other! I guess it's just a lucky me, that has a great big family!