Sister Smythe's Nativity Pageant

It was approved by the Session and duly recorded by the Clerk
That the youth would perform the Nativity Play at the Presbyterian Kirk.
'Twas further resolved that Sister Smythe, who had a proclivity
For curious creativity, would again manage this annual activity!

Venerable Sister Smythe had staged the event since time immemorial,
But, alas, could be quite testy and at times rather dictatorial!
Generations of kids had acted in this solemn yearly affair.
Now their kids suffered beneath her stern, withering glare!

Stage-struck moms maneuvered above and around each other,
Boosting their little darling for the role of The Holy Mother!
Sister Smythe made her selection after a grilling examination.
Alas, the little lass forgot her lines to Sister Smythe's consternation!

The lad playing Joseph was found asleep and missed his cue.
Two of the Wise Men tripped and sprawled, spoiling their debut!
Kids dressed as sheep sounded like braying mules from sounds they did emit.
This caused the harried Sister Smythe another thundering snit!

Poor Sister Smythe lay abed a couple of weeks to recover,
As solicitous Session members around her did pray and hover.
Despite the vexations, she'll rule again next year - she'll survive,
To shepherd other kids to make the Christmas Story come alive!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Copyright © | Year Posted 2010


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Date: 5/9/2010 7:39:00 PM
Always a smile when reading one of your witty works.. One question... being an old Scots presbyterian myself I never heard of a 'sister' ( as in nun) in the Kirk. Plenty bossy ladies though happy to bully the kids at Sunday school...smiles all round Rob. Thanks for your sweet comments on my 'Harvest of Music' ... warm regards Margaret
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Date: 5/9/2010 5:37:00 PM
funny, and reminiscent
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Date: 5/9/2010 5:31:00 PM
A nice dramatic piece. I know very little of this
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Date: 5/9/2010 3:20:00 PM
Clever and very realistic. Thanks for the smile.
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Date: 5/9/2010 1:44:00 PM
VEry cute rendition of yet another true story, I surmise. this would make a great poem to include for Xmas newsletters. Luv, andrea
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Date: 5/9/2010 1:19:00 PM
I'll keep a sharp eye out for Kitchi!
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Date: 5/9/2010 1:18:00 PM
These are the things that make those events so entertaining and enjoyable. If everything went according to plan it would be boring. Thanks for your comments and congrats to you. Till next time - Ralph
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Date: 5/9/2010 1:15:00 PM
LOL Sounds like Dictator Smythe took the play a bit too seriously for the children to enjoy it. I had a nun like this once -- Sister Theophane took over EVERYTHING, but at least I remember her strong character and am thankful she was part of my past. Enjoyed your poem very much, Bob. Love, Carolyn
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